Well, well, well

[Goob]

Well, I iz done back. And I done feel bettern I done have in my whole life. Yew iz a pkkerwood, rainjack. And yew people in southern Concho iz yew fieldin' a team thiz year?

 

[CowboyP]

Welcome back Goob.

 

[rainjacktx]

Did Big Spring throw you a going away party? Or are you still in a half-way house somewhere?

 

[Goob]

Dear drippin' with lil force,

Yew knowd, I iz catchin' up with yew in the liftin' dept. So yew better keep yew sawed off lil mouth shut.

 

[Goob]

Course mine iz all natural.

 

[BE]

A hefty PTL...good to see you back and in a skirmishing mood, brother.

 

[Goob]

Thank yew, my brother. I iz feelin' good. Thank yew fer memberin' me when yew done talked to the good Lord.

 

[rainjacktx]

So they were unable treat your inability to answer simple questions, evidently.

 

[twodollarbill]

So they were unable treat your inability to answer simple questions, evidently.

Or communicate on AT LEAST a 1st grade level.

 

[Goob]

Dear prollya3dollarbillkindafeller,

Yew done ride sidesaddle, don't yew?

 

[Goob]

Dear partlycloudywithachanceofdrizzle,

Roid up, pkkerwood. Yew iz gonna need when I slap a pucker knot on yur noggin.

 

[Old Bearkat]

 

[Little Doc]

If it walks, talks, and looks like a Goob, it's got to be Goob! Looking forward to your input, again!

 

[westexasflats]

Bring some Carp Salad down to the practice field goob...

 

[oldfat&bald]

Bring some Carp Salad down to the practice field goob...

If the conditioning don't make them boys puke, that will.

 

[CowboyP]

Bring some Carp Salad down to the practice field goob...

If the conditioning don't make them boys puke, that will.

The RS boys grew up eating Goob's carp salad. It's the secret to their success.

 

[smokeyjoe53]

I've eaten carp salad.......
.....once....... that was enough.....
if you can get most of the oil drained off you can choke down a little.
.

 

[rainjacktx]

Dear partlycloudywithachanceofdrizzle,

Roid up, pkkerwood. Yew iz gonna need when I slap a pucker knot on yur noggin.

This coming from an internet warrior who needs a nurse to help raise his hand. Words can't express the feeling abject terror I am feeling at this moment. *yawn*