Well, I done went to a lil bit of practice...

[Goob]

Btw, duz she done knowd yew ride sidesaddle?

 

[Goob]

And yew iz eat up...with the goofy...yew iz eat up with the goofy

 

[Goob]

...that and stuff that iz done shrunk up from all them roids...

 

[51eleven]

Well, well, well and done well. Look at whut the cat done and throwd up, my ol buddy Tepid Tinkle. How in the hell iz yew? Yew still on them roids? Tell that wife of yurs I said hey.

Ah ha ha! Thank you gentlemen (ahem') for a funny start to kickoff weekend. Though the drizlly feller may still need some help. Goob, I always heard what you said as "look what the dogs drug up that the buzzard's wouldn't eat".

 

[rainjacktx]

Well, well, well and done well. Look at whut the cat done and throwd up, my ol buddy Tepid Tinkle. How in the hell iz yew? Yew still on them roids? Tell that wife of yurs I said hey.

I told her. She said, "what the %$#@ is a goob and why is it saying hey?" So there's that.

 

[Goob]

...not whut she done tole me...

 

[Old Bearkat]

To the tune of "Rawhide"........

Trolling, Trolling, Trolling,
Watch them masters trolling
Rawhiney!

 

[WV Backer]

Goob, you must be bored because you're starting up with the BS pretty early. You start in on another man's wife and you might find that boat oar of a leg shoved somewhere you weren't counting on. Of course, that's just speculation on my part.

 

[rainjacktx]

...not whut she done tole me...

Was that before or after your last stint at the county jail?

 

[Goob]

Yes it wuz. She wuz my pen pal and done sent sum reely nice picktures...yew iz a lucky man. Prolly a difficult thing with them side effects and all from them roids...prolly down rite frustrating...

 

[rainjacktx]

Yes it wuz. She wuz my pen pal and done sent sum reely nice picktures...yew iz a lucky man. Prolly a difficult thing with them side effects and all from them roids...prolly down rite frustrating...

It can't be nearly as frustrating as it is for you knowing that every time you get arrested you will be someone's prison b!t@*. Maybe you enjoy that sort of thing. Maybe that's why you keep getting put in lock up. I think you might have won the Otis Campbell award for correctional facility sex.

By the way, there's a new study out from Johns Hopkins saying your lifestyle choice is not genetic.

 

[rainjacktx]

Goob - I'm going to start calling you Johnny Bench. Because there's probably not a more enthusiastic catcher in all of the San Saba County penal system. LOL. I said "penal". Freudian slip. Or not.

 

[Goob]

Well, now yew iz jest tryin' too hard...but it iz done interestin' how yew done knowd so much bout homersexual stuff, kinda like yew mite knowd more than yew shud, kinda like yew mite have some inside info...no wonder your poor bride done wrote to me when I wuz unfortunately incarcerated...

 

[Goob]

I figger yur favrite color iz rainbow...

 

[Goob]

...and they ain't no gold at the end of it.

 

[rainjacktx]

Say that again, Johnny. It sounds to me as if you have something in your mouth. Are you gargling marbles? Or your cell mate's junk...again? IDK - I'm not judging, but maybe take a break. Or swallow. Then try again. At least we know now where your true talents lie. Kind of Ironic that you thought it was preaching the gospel with those lips of yours - #AmIright?

 

[Goob]

Hahaha! It don't take long fer yew to spit the bit, duz it? Jest a lil pressure and yew done revert to pure hindendery. Yew iz a predictable as a Hillary lie...

 

[Goob]

And once again, yew done show jest a lil to much knowledge of all things sidesaddle...

 

[Goob]

Yew done need to quit showin' yur hand...

 

[Goob]

No wonder that bride of yurs iz my pen pal...