nacho or shredded?!?!?

[smokeyjoe53]

Can you make artificial onions?

 

[Shad Kline]

Can you make artificial onions?

No, but there are dried onions!!!

 

[Dogface]

Can you make artificial onions?

Of course I can.
It's a dog thing.

 

[CowboyP]

Can you make artificial onions?

Let's not mess with the onions. I like real onions & don't mind having bad breath.

 

[Dogface]

Horse apples, dog onions, calf fries.
Same thing.

 

[SavannahSixManFan]

any of these caloric concoctions come with a chest spreader?

 

[Dogface]

No,
but our pair are attached to our
AED.

 

[SavannahSixManFan]

(dang Dogface using them BIG acronyms agin' - more than three letters) searchin' for mah acronym dictionary...

 

[CowboyP]

any of these caloric concoctions come with a chest spreader?

No, but it's ok. I'm a doctor.
Dr. Cowboy Tinkle

 

[oldfat&bald]

any of these caloric concoctions come with a chest spreader?

No, but it's ok. I'm a doctor.
Dr. Cowboy Tinkle

Dr. Tinkle, I don't care how bad of shape I'm in. It don't matter if I'm on death's door. DON'T YOU EVER TRY TO GIVE ME MOUTH TO MOUTH RESISTATION.

 

[smokeyjoe53]

Automatic External Defibrillator.
Smokeyjoe EMT/P (ret)

 

[smokeyjoe53]

That reminds me. I had the opportunity to watch the Parkland ER Docs crack a guys chest. Ya'll want me to give it a try on rainjack?

 

[smokeyjoe53]

I forgot; he don't have a heart.

 

[CowboyP]

any of these caloric concoctions come with a chest spreader?

No, but it's ok. I'm a doctor.
Dr. Cowboy Tinkle

Dr. Tinkle, I don't care how bad of shape I'm in. It don't matter if I'm on death's door. DON'T YOU EVER TRY TO GIVE ME MOUTH TO MOUTH RESISTATION.

You don't have to worry about that. You ain't pretty enough. Hornkeeper might try to save you.

 

[smokeyjoe53]

OFB, are you saying you would be "resistant to resuscitation"?

 

[oldfat&bald]

OFB, are you saying you would be "resistant to resuscitation"?

I ain't an Ivy League grad like RainBoy and my spell checker on this phone didn't catch it. And, if able, you're dang right I'd resist mouth to mouth from Dr Tinkle or any of the rest of you suckers.

 

[smokeyjoe53]

Even mom?

 

[6manfootballmom]

Even mom?

No way, leave me out of this, his wife would not like it. I know better than that!

 

[CowboyP]

Even mom?

No way, leave me out of this, his wife would not like it. I know better than that!

Mom, by now you should know that we're not going to leave you out of anything. Even if you want us to.

 

[Dogface]

OFB, are you saying you would be "resistant to resuscitation"?

I ain't an Ivy League grad like RainBoy and my spell checker on this phone didn't catch it. And, if able, you're dang right I'd resist mouth to mouth from Dr Tinkle or any of the rest of you suckers.

Even mom?

Answer the question!!!!!!
You want the truth!!!!!!!
I want the truth!!!!!!!!
You can't handle the truth!!!!!!!