Whut litedrizzle done reminds me of

51eleven":1u3b61fu said:
"she's twice the man you are." ??? Wait, that's still illegal in Texas.
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Goob":1a1slb3h said:
If that iz code fer "goofy turd" then I agree.
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It may seem like code to you when I use words that you don't understand, or concepts that are more abstract than one would find bantered about in the typical central Texas fraidy-hole, but I don't use code.

Your level of discourse involves ax handles and turds. How does one attempt to explain anything in terms that someone at your level would have a prayer of understanding?
 
More phony intellectualism. But yew done skipped a grade and yew done have a Ph.D. in pekkerwoodology. BTW, I don't fergit, did yew ever play ball?
 
Goob":2ldioteh said:
More phony intellectualism. But yew done skipped a grade and yew done have a Ph.D. in pekkerwoodology. BTW, I don't fergit, did yew ever play ball?
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It may irritate you to the point of unintelligible name-calling, but there is nothing phony about the power of my brain or my ability to use it, Bobby. Then again, you are jealous of anyone who can chew gum and think at the same time, so there's that.
 
Well, gradeskipper, let me done put this way: did yew play football in high skool or wuz yew the water boy or wuz yew a boy cheerleader?
 
Goob":3cp15tie said:
Well, gradeskipper, let me done put this way: did yew play football in high skool or wuz yew the water boy or wuz yew a boy cheerleader?
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Never was a cheerleader, boy or girl. Never was a water boy. I went to high school in El Paso. Even if I did play - does it even count as playing? Why would I admit to playing in the absolute worst area for high school football in the entire State? But no. I played 9th grade football in Lubbock - which was considered Jr. High.

But I guess when you're losing arguments as badly as you have been in this thread - you resort to the greatness that was 30 years ago. Some of us moved on and improved.

But if you're hell-bent on putting me in my place for something I didn't do in 1980-82, knock yourself out. I also couldn't bench 330, squat 485, and DL over 500 back then either. I'll take who I am now over anything I was, or you were, in the 80's.
 
First of all, I ain't lost nuthin'.
Second, I never did done play.
Third, when I done squat it iz fer uther things.
Fourth, I have done set on a bench.
Fifth, I have done deadlifted whatever yew weigh, cuz I been carryin' thiz thread the whole time.
 
BTW, I didn't think yew bodybuilders done cared bout how much yew lifted, jest bout flexin' and gittin' a fake tan and rubbin' vasoline all over yur body.
 
Goob":1zkrtntg said:
First of all, I ain't lost nuthin'.
Second, I never did done play.
Third, when I done squat it iz fer uther things.
Fourth, I have done set on a bench.
Fifth, I have done deadlifted whatever yew weigh, cuz I been carryin' thiz thread the whole time.
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It's your thread. You created it. Now I gotta listen to you cry about carrying it? It's 4 pages of me directing traffic while you're playing Mr. TangentChaser.

Ask your doc for some Vyvanse. It's awesome.
 
Goob":pti8sp4i said:
BTW, I didn't think yew bodybuilders done cared bout how much yew lifted, jest bout flexin' and gittin' a fake tan and rubbin' vasoline all over yur body.
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Yeah. Never done any vasoline or fake tan. Never wore a speedo on a stage - and there's a little verse right under that, too.

You'd be surprised how much of a workout it is to do a posing routine. It's like 5 minutes of non stop pilates/yoga/aerobics all while holding your breath and smiling.
 

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