Whut litedrizzle done reminds me of

[Goob]

Well, I wuz aheppin' out a feller today by lettin' hiz dogs go outside to done do their business. One of them dogs wuz fairly big and one wuz fairly lil. The big dog wud go over to a tree or a clump of grass or a rock and pee. And the lil dog wud done do the same thing. Big dog done pee on a rock, lil dog done pee on the same rock. Big dog done pee on a tree, lil dog done pee on the same rock. Well, ole litedrizzle done reminds me of that lil dog--everwhere I pee he done comes behind me and done tries to pee in the same spot.

 

[51eleven]

Howdy Goob. Good to see ya postin again. This could be an interesting conference if he responds.

 

[Dogface]

Well, I wuz aheppin' out a feller today by lettin' hiz dogs go outside to done do their business. One of them dogs wuz fairly big and one wuz fairly lil. The big dog wud go over to a tree or a clump of grass or a rock and pee. And the lil dog wud done do the same thing. Big dog done pee on a rock, lil dog done pee on the same rock. Big dog done pee on a tree, lil dog done pee on the same rock. Well, ole litedrizzle done reminds me of that lil dog--everwhere I pee he done comes behind me and done tries to pee in the same spot.

I don't done get it.

 

[rainjacktx]

Sounds to me like the lil' dog wishes really bad that he had his own tree to pee on. Me? I pee where ever I want. I could give a rip about the size of the dog.

I'm sure you had a point you wanted to make, but I really can't be bothered to care.

 

[Longhorn85]

I think Good had the best intentions with this post, but Jack and Jose may have been yelling stuff while he was trying to express his thoughts properly. I too missed the point.

 

[Goob]

Sober as a judge. Let me done interpret fer yew slow of understanding pekkkerwoods. lilwhiz done wants to be what he ain't and never will be.

 

[Goob]

BTW, lilwhiz, yew always want to done act like yew iz above it all, but yew ain't. Yew iz always below it all. Yew done act like yew don't care, but yew care cuz yew iz all bout pride. Self-aggrandizin' pride. Chip on yur shoulder pride. But hey, I shudn't be gettin' on a feller who done got to skip a grade.

 

[Goob]

Hurry up, gradeskipper, we iz waitin' fer yur lack of wit. Thinkin', thinkin', thinkin'.

 

[rainjacktx]

"All" is a big word, Bobby.

Did mama teach you to be this jealous and petty, or did you learn that on your own?

 

[Goob]

Yew knowd, I mite be petty, but I sure as hell ain't jealous of sumthin like yew. And the petty part I done learned from readin' yur posts.

 

[rainjacktx]

You're 1 for 3. Keep trying Bobby. You'll get the other two right eventually.

 

[Goob]

Whut kind of comeback iz that? I expect a lil more from a gradeskipper like yurself.

 

[Goob]

Aww, lilwhiz, don't take it personal. I wuz jest in a bad mood this morning and yew iz a easy and convenient target. A target kind of like one of them deorderant cakes at the bottom of the pisser.

 

[rainjacktx]

Whut kind of comeback iz that? I expect a lil more from a gradeskipper like yurself.

Coming from the genius who thought "I might be petty but I learned it from you" was worth posting? You reduce yourself to cheap rip-offs of 25 year-old old anti-drug commercials, then have the gall to feign disappointment with something I write?

So does the bPhone come with data and texting?

 

[Goob]

First of all, whut commercial iz yew atalkin' bout? Second, yew iz a lil tender, ain't yew? Third, I ain't feignin' nuthin--I iz disappointed with yew.

 

[rainjacktx]

First of all, whut commercial iz yew atalkin' bout? Second, yew iz a lil tender, ain't yew? Third, I ain't feignin' nuthin--I iz disappointed with yew.

LOL, you get all worked up because you have decided that I think I'm something I'm not - or whatever it is I've supposedly done to twist your panties. So much so that you felt compelled to come out of hiding and start a thread about it.

Now you want me to explain a pop-culture reference you ripped off in a horrifically failed attempt at wit?

Trust me, kiddo, the disappointment is all on this side of the table.

 

[thatscorrect]

for those who need a refresher course I think Goob versus Rainjacktx can be quite entertaining or very immature. I prefer when they are at their best. Most don't realize that despite them being highly intelligent, Goob prefers a good stiff white lightning while RJ opts to gain his edge with his latest body building 'supplements'

 

[Goob]

Yew iz rite, pop culture prowess iz fer folks who don't known reel stuff and that wud be yew (the overuse of LOL iz a prime example).

Second, I ain't worked up, but I do done knowd whut yew iz. And that iz whut hurts the most, ain't it?

 

[oldfat&bald]

What's the over/under on how many pages this thread will go? Whatever it gets set at, I think I'll take the over.

BTW, whatever happened to Little Johnny Horse Coller?

 

[rainjacktx]

Yew iz rite, pop culture prowess iz fer folks who don't known reel stuff and that wud be yew (the overuse of LOL iz a prime example).

Second, I ain't worked up, but I do done knowd whut yew iz. And that iz whut hurts the most, ain't it?

I say "LOL". You say "yew" and "iz". *yawn*

If you need to think I'm worked up, then I'm worked up. mmmkay, pumpkin?