Whut litedrizzle done reminds me of

I didn't done say yew wuz worked up. I done said I knowd whut yew iz. Emphasis on "whut" and "yew" and "iz".

BTW, I don't knowd too many fellers who use "yew" and "iz". I done knowd a whole nation of pekkkerwoods that done use LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. It iz like punctuation fer yur kind. In fact, it iz used so much that people fergit whut they done said and then say LOL. Fer instance, "a feller got bit by a shark, LOL!!!" Or "grandma may have a strange disease that the doctors can't figger out, LOL!!!"
 
Goob":2kang0p0 said:
I didn't done say yew wuz worked up. I done said I knowd whut yew iz. Emphasis on "whut" and "yew" and "iz".

BTW, I don't knowd too many fellers who use "yew" and "iz". I done knowd a whole nation of pekkkerwoods that done use LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. It iz like punctuation fer yur kind. In fact, it iz used so much that people fergit whut they done said and then say LOL. Fer instance, "a feller got bit by a shark, LOL!!!" Or "grandma may have a strange disease that the doctors can't figger out, LOL!!!"
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Sorry. If you need me to believe that you know what I am, then you know what I am.

What is "my kind"? You hate black people?
 
I done bet yur guitar has only one string, yur drum set jest one stick, yur mouth jest one tooth and yur wife jest one last nerve.
 
Isn't that what you accused me of from the get-go? I think I'm more than I am...you know the real me...yada yada yada...

What's with the now business? I think you need to have the shrink up your meds. You're babbling in circles. Kinda like how you walk, only smaller and tighter.
 
Goob":2m4wd5g4 said:
Yew done knowd I iz jest tellin' yew the stuff yur poor wife wishes she cud tell yew.
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Yeah. Like my wife needs you to speak for her. She's twice the man you are. Stop watching so much Dr. Phil and Oprah.
 
That done all depends on jest how much hair she's got on her legs. Jest jokin', yur wife iz a handsome women. I jest can't figger out how yew done got her to marry yew, the happy camper of all times.
 
Whut I done mean iz thiz: iz she got eyeball trouble or iz she jest one of them gals that has a tender spot fer the less fortunate, yew knowd, pick the ugliest dog out of the pound kind of thing.
 
So you are saying that she's too stupid to speak for herself? When you assume the responsibility of speaking for her to say "the stuff yur poor wife wishes she cud tell yew", there's only three possible reasons other than your awe-inspiring ignorance of my wife:

1. She's too stupid to communicate coherently.
2. I'm too stupid to understand what she's saying.
- or -
3. She's too scared of me to communicate at all.

It's not rocket science, Bobby - just pick one.
 
Goob":22uz3pa3 said:
Whut I done mean iz thiz: iz she got eyeball trouble or iz she jest one of them gals that has a tender spot fer the less fortunate, yew knowd, pick the ugliest dog out of the pound kind of thing.
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I certainly won't win any beauty contests. But she likes her men big, strong, and wicked smart. Let's see - that's check, check, annnnnnd check.
 

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