Pun-ishment

[Old Bearkat]

The artist was great. He could always draw a crowd.

 

[Old Bearkat]

The doctor couldn't transfer the organs because he didn't have the guts to do it.

 

[Old Bearkat]

In the morning a lawyer walked on his lawn and experienced the dew process

 

[Old Bearkat]

I wanted to make something for breakfast, and toast was the first thing to pop into my head.

 

[Eddie Haskell]

OLD ALCOHOLICS/DRUG ADDICTS never die, they just get wasted,, :shock:

 

[Old Bearkat]

Building a cul-de-sac would be a bit of a dead-end job.

 

[Old Bearkat]

A roofer got arrested recently. He flashed a chimney.

 

[Old Bearkat]

I hear the Sylvester Stallone Film Festival got off to a rocky start.

 

[Logun Timberlake]

god these are priceless.... lol

 

[Old Bearkat]

Wife to husband, "That was an explosive passage of gas, I'd say about 8.0 on the sphincter scale."

 

[Old Bearkat]

A frightened bird dog that runs from everything is known as the Golden Retreater

 

[Old Bearkat]

Early stone tools had many problems that were eventually ironed out.

 

[Old Bearkat]

After the shepherd retired he felt ewes less.

 

[Old Bearkat]

What do prize fighters do before and after work? Punch in and punch out.

 

[Old Bearkat]

When longshoremen show up late for work they get docked.

 

[Old Bearkat]

What do they call all that lumber on the Star Trek's Enterprise? Captain's log.

 

[Old Bearkat]

Put a piece of beef between two pieces of bread and you have a bull-only sandwich

 

[markf]

Study Carefully the pic

:shock: :shock:

 

[Old Bearkat]

Playing a little pocket pool I see........

 

[smokeyjoe53]

Them old whitey-tighties sure can bind a fellow.