Old Bearkat
Six-man expert
A man was charged with stealing ducks from a local pond in a small English village. <BR>When in court, the judge asked how he pleaded. He replied 'Not guilty Mallard' <P>My Father was a brick layer before he was sent to prison; to this day he still isn't a free mason. <P><BR>My brother once drew on his face with a green permenant marker pen. We never managed to get it off, so now he's just known as the Indelible Hulk. <P>There was one a dromedary whose fur was an amazingly close match in colour to the desert sand, and he was almost impossible to see. <BR>Some called him 'the invisible dromedary', but in reality he wasn't invisible; he was just really well camel-flaged. <P>Did you hear about the new line of Elvis Presley-themed steakhouses? <BR>They will be for people who love meat tender.