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Pun-ishment
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Old Bearkat
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The riot at Macy's was called a shopping maul.
Old Bearkat
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I've been to the dentist several times so I know the drill.
Old Bearkat
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I call my fax machine 'Bob Marley' because it keeps jammin.
Old Bearkat
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He rose through the ranks of the International Corn Growers association, eventually becoming a kernel.
Eddie Haskell
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Eddie Haskell
11-man fan
Real Punishment!
:lol:
:lol:
Old Bearkat
Six-man expert
:shock:
Retired teachers are classless.
Retired teachers are classless.
Eddie Haskell
11-man fan
My wife and I got into a conversation about life and death, and the
need for living wills. During the course of the conversation I told her that I
never wanted to exist in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and
taking fluids from a bottle.
She got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my beer.
Sometimes it's tough being married to a smart ass!!!
need for living wills. During the course of the conversation I told her that I
never wanted to exist in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and
taking fluids from a bottle.
She got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my beer.
Sometimes it's tough being married to a smart ass!!!
Eddie Haskell
11-man fan
A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is
wearing
an earring. This man knows his co-worker to be a normally
conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense."
The man walks up to him and says, "I didn't know you were into
earrings."
"Don't make such a big deal, it's only an earring," he replies
sheepishly.
His friend falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity
prods him to say, "So, how long have you been wearing one?"
"Ever since my wife found it in my truck."
wearing
an earring. This man knows his co-worker to be a normally
conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense."
The man walks up to him and says, "I didn't know you were into
earrings."
"Don't make such a big deal, it's only an earring," he replies
sheepishly.
His friend falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity
prods him to say, "So, how long have you been wearing one?"
"Ever since my wife found it in my truck."
Old Bearkat
Six-man expert
Talking to her about computer hardware, I make my mother board.
Old Bearkat
Six-man expert
The guilty caviar was rightly sentenced to death roe.
Eddie Haskell
11-man fan
You know you're a redneck when............
You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
Old Bearkat
Six-man expert
The psychic went out of business. I wonder if she saw that coming.
Old Bearkat
Six-man expert
Sign on a broken perfume bottle, "Out of odor".
Old Bearkat
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Is the water on your farm healthy?
Yes, we only have well water.
Yes, we only have well water.
Old Bearkat
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People can't seem to agree on Global Warming because it's a polar icing issue.
Old Bearkat
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The little green men told me it was the Dog Star.
I told them they can't be Sirius.
I told them they can't be Sirius.
Old Bearkat
Six-man expert
I felt sick after I ate the scallopini. I didn't veal well at all.