I Love Obama

[Shad Kline]

People that voted for obama are weak minded. They are born this way. Learning to support yourself is a learned trait. You know your views are weak and dont like being made fun of . Well everybody is born a democrat , only the gifted overcome it. Come away from the dark side. Join the side of goodness and decency. Not people against goodness and normalcy-- PAGANS.

So I guess that JAFO standing for "Just A Fan of Obama" is out the window.

 

[51eleven]

People that voted for obama are weak minded. They are born this way. Learning to support yourself is a learned trait. You know your views are weak and dont like being made fun of . Well everybody is born a democrat , only the gifted overcome it. Come away from the dark side. Join the side of goodness and decency. Not people against goodness and normalcy-- PAGANS.

So I guess that JAFO standing for "Just A Fan of Obama" is out the window.

Ah, ha, ha, ha.
Thanks for the suggestion hornkeeper Maybe that should be the title of a new thread for those who don't love Obama but think he's not screwin up as bad as shrub did.

 

[51eleven]

He's actually an American president...

Then why the hades won't he show us a birth certificate to prove it?

I'd kinda like to see his college papers too.

Ah this wonderful world of modern technology. You can now choose which version you want to believe or not believe.
Pick and choose which ever ones support your beliefs.

http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=oba ... &FORM=IGRE

Or here's the "official version".


http://www.whitehouse.gov/blog/2011/04/ ... ertificate

 

[topher80]

We don't want Detroit. We don't really even want to be touching Michigan... or Minnesota... or New York... etc. Vermont is fine and Maine is okay but she has her days...

So my next topic will be "Why the 2nd Amendment Should No Longer Be Part of the US Constitution". Whadda ya think?

Cowboy, I have told Canadian Border Patrol to be on the lookout for a man with a orange mohawk saying he is visiting a friend in Toronto. LOL

 

[mtjack]

The cat is outta the bag, but this thread has been entertaining.

So I gotta keep it going.

This is a grand Canadian plot by topher. It is all a conspiracy to increase the grandness of Canada. Let me explain; in the last 4 years, for the first time in my lifetime, Canadian money has been worth as much or more than US greenbacks. So IF Obama stays in office in the US -- Canada benefits. With another 4yrs of Obamanation and Canada continuing to actually develop their natural resources the US could end up the economic slave to our cousins to the north.

We MUST stop this conspiracy and an invasion is just the thing. I will buy the beer for the horses on the march north!

Topher don't know what he started here!

 

[topher80]

Wait, why would you buy your weak American beer if you are invading Canada?

Since our army consists of three people (one of whom only speaks French), our navy is built using stryofoam, and our air force is limited to those toy helicopters you can buy at hobby shops, I believe the six man militia led by General Parks will in no time be drowning in our delicious strong Canadian beer.

 

[coachpeters]

hornkeeper12, how do you know he is not a Christian?

 

[CowboyP]

topher, you better get the beer iced down.

 

[smokeyjoe53]

Before we get all carried away with invasion plans
Ask yourself on question......... Just what do we get outa this?
All the bacon we can eat and all the plaid we can wear?
I vote we invade Belize or Fiji...... At least there you can tell the women are recognizable as women.

 

[51eleven]

Before we get all carried away with invasion plans
Ask yourself on question......... Just what do we get outa this?
All the bacon we can eat and all the plaid we can wear?
I vote we invade Belize or Fiji...... At least there you can tell the women are recognizable as women.

Let's invade Mexico instead and destroy the drug cartels. We can raid all the pepper farms in the process. Topher might help.
It is perplexing. I like Canadian bacon but I love Mexican food.
Then again my family is of Scottish origin and I have only two plaid shirts. I could use another. We do have a tartan though.

 

[Blue Bird]

The plaid may be a kilt rather than a shirt. That would be a little too drafty for me.

 

[51eleven]

The plaid may be a kilt rather than a shirt. That would be a little too drafty for me.

I dont wear kilts. Too much like a skirt. Though the air could be helpful if you had jock itch.

 

[mtjack]

To kilt or not to kilt? Is that what ya'll are worried about?

Think bigger, we are going for all the diamonds north of Fort McMurray. That's right, diamonds and their beer of course. I figure we can feed our beer to our horses and save that the "good" beer for us.

 

[CowboyP]

Kilt wearing drunk men riding drunk horses? I think I'll pass....

 

[Shad Kline]

hornkeeper12, how do you know he is not a Christian?

Sixth sense. I know these things.

You're not actually a coach are you? If so, where? I wanna make sure to keep my distance.

 

[mtjack]

Kilt wearing drunk men riding drunk horses? I think I'll pass....

That is exactly why I would volunteer for the non-kilted group. Those kilted guys are probably a little "free" for me to hang out with. As far as drunk -- those Canadians are sure to be drunk so we just as well make it a sporting invasion.

 

[CowboyP]

I'll lead the non-kilted group with flats. Ofb & 51eleven can lead the kilts.

 

[smokeyjoe53]

I think I'll just invade Ruidoso............it's closer

 

[Dogface]

hornkeeper12, how do you know he is not a Christian?

Obama has admitted numerous times
and on tape,
that he is of Muslim faith.

I had an email once with so mant different segments on it I was freakin out.

 

[westexasflats]

I'll lead the non-kilted group with flats. Ofb & 51eleven can lead the kilts.

I need someone to invade Horseshoe in Bossier City with me, I invaded it last week by myself and my azz is still there