Well, I done missed out on the Richland-Boblillyland-I'manogiefromOglesby scrimmage the uther day. I had to go to my nephew's wedding out in East Texas (yew knowd, he iz the chronic bedwetter that iz my sister/second cousin's first boy). He iz still as fast as all git out. I timed him in a 4.37 forty to the honeymoon suite and that wuz carryin' the gal he done married. Anywayz I missed the scrimmage and can't seem to find out any infermation bout it. How did they look? Who scored the most TDs? Did Mike J. break hiz arm? Did the President give Purple Hearts to them fellers from Oglesby fer jest showin' up? I needs to knowd whut went on. Pleaze hep a feller out.