Goob's newfangled rankin machine

rainjacktx":3svbtflm said:
oldfat&bald":3svbtflm said:
So, your analness, you promise to never stop in Lamesa?
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Only if your inbred traffic lights will allow it. I never spend money there. If anything, we leave only body waste. Unlike the Lamesans who frequent the T&C, we have the ability to get everything inside the bowl.
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Hot damn! I just won the Chamber of Commerce competition to improve the city.

As far as the condition of the bathrooms at the Stripes stores in town, they are generally in pretty good shape until travelers from Valley stop in.
 
oldfat&bald":gsx8pnva said:
Hot damn! I just won the Chamber of Commerce competition to improve the city.

As far as the condition of the bathrooms at the Stripes stores in town, they are generally in pretty good shape until travelers from Valley stop in.
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Folks from Valley don't know enough Spanish for Lamesan's to figure out if we even stop in their turd-filled facilities.

But nice try at blaming the white guy. You make a really good Barry-maniac. Hope and Change much?
 
rainjacktx":2wnwfhng said:
oldfat&bald":2wnwfhng said:
Hot damn! I just won the Chamber of Commerce competition to improve the city.

As far as the condition of the bathrooms at the Stripes stores in town, they are generally in pretty good shape until travelers from Valley stop in.
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Folks from Valley don't know enough Spanish for Lamesan's to figure out if we even stop in their turd-filled facilities.

But nice try at blaming the white guy. You make a really good Barry-maniac. Hope and Change much?
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Keep digging the hole, gringo.
 
oldfat&bald":62oea9dr said:
Keep digging the hole, gringo.
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What hole? Isn't that the responsibility of your beloved COC? To make sure the outhouses are properly maintained? Why would a passer-by fell obligated to help you with your infrastructure?
 
hornkeeper12":3uivb07i said:
rainjacktx":3uivb07i said:
smokeyjoe53":3uivb07i said:
Does this mean we have to stop singing now?
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I think ......
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Let's not get carried away here. This isn't a fairy tale in which anyone would believe you are capable of thought.
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You post as if you can tell the difference between a thought and the chin strap on your hockey helmet, and you caution me about getting carried away?
 
And you post as if you have something to prove.
Settle a bet for me, some believe you are a short man who is mad at the world for being so short, which is why you are..... well, the way you are. Is this true?
 
Hey Hornkeeper, would you define short man for us? Is he short of stature, or are you talking about something else being short? I hear tell that either one will make a "little guy" doubt his manhood and start to act like his analness.
 
In this particular instance, I was referring to his physical stature. My guess is he is about 5'4" or so. Nothing wrong with being 5'4". But there is no point in taking it out on everyone else because you got the short end of the stick. (Pun somewhat intended.)
 
hornkeeper12":3gkw5v7m said:
And you post as if you have something to prove.
Settle a bet for me, some believe you are a short man who is mad at the world for being so short, which is why you are..... well, the way you are. Is this true?
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I've got absolutely nothing to prove. The way I am? Exactly what does that mean?

It would be nice if you idiots could at least make the effort to come up with your own line of insults. Stealing from a preacher is a little low - even for a Gordon fan.
 
oldfat&bald":gmntrkqw said:
Hey Hornkeeper, would you define short man for us? Is he short of stature, or are you talking about something else being short? I hear tell that either one will make a "little guy" doubt his manhood and start to act like his analness.
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Says the geriatric, obese Obama supporter who's wife "lets" him post.

The day I have to prove my manhood to the living definition of failure will be the day I slit my wrists and donate my brain to the Smithsonian.
 
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