Goob's newfangled rankin machine

[CowboyP]

I like it! We should all start referring to him by that name.

 

[fajitapete]

I like it! We should all start referring to him by that name.

Make it so.

 

[CowboyP]

Is there anyone who opposes changing rainjack's name to "his analness"?

 

[oldfat&bald]

Is there anyone who opposes changing rainjack's name to "his analness"?

Any one who does will be referred to as a subject if his analness.

 

[oldfat&bald]

Is there anyone who opposes changing rainjack's name to "his analness"?

Any one who does will be referred to as a subject if his analness.

Or would "turd" fit better?

 

[CowboyP]

I think turd will work.

 

[PopeBurford]

Or would "turd" fit better?

I think you would see an ugly backlash. Turds would take exception to being put on par with that one.

 

[smokeyjoe53]

Or would "turd" fit better?

I think you would see an ugly backlash. Turds would take exception to being put on par with that one.

And we all know what happens when turds unite........things get all backed up.

 

[oldfat&bald]

At this point in time I would like to apologize to all turds and any runny forms of defecation out there for putting you on par with his analness.

 

[CowboyP]

That was big of you ofb. Did you learn to apologize that well to please "she who must be obeyed"?

 

[rainjacktx]

At this point in time I would like to apologize to all turds and any runny forms of defecation out there for putting you on par with his analness.

Says the moron who has to ask his wife permission to post. I'll bet you apologize to most of your turds regardless of consistency. Anything that's been trapped inside your obese constitution for 12 hours deserves more than just an apology.

You give West Texas a bad name. Unless you're from the Lamesa area. In which case, you are par for the course.

 

[PopeBurford]

and any runny forms of defecation

No so sure about that. The runs might have to swallow their pride and admit that undeveloped, lacking substance, and totally unwanted, he might fit right in.

 

[oldfat&bald]

At this point in time I would like to apologize to all turds and any runny forms of defecation out there for putting you on par with his analness.

Says the moron who has to ask his wife permission to post. I'll bet you apologize to most of your turds regardless of consistency. Anything that's been trapped inside your obese constitution for 12 hours deserves more than just an apology.

You give West Texas a bad name. Unless you're from the Lamesa area. In which case, you are par for the course.

More diarrhea from "his analness."

 

[CowboyP]

His Analness in the park

 

[rainjacktx]

Or would "turd" fit better?

I think you would see an ugly backlash. Turds would take exception to being put on par with that one.

I love the ignorance of the self-educated.

With each post you make, my reputation grows.

There is no such thing as bad press.

I'll be in Abilene signing t-shirts in less than 2 months. Thanks for helping pay for my daughter's college education.

 

[rainjacktx]

More diarrhea from "his analness."

Hardly. What does it feel like to have your wife feel disgusted by your touch, yet control everything you can say in public?

I mean, I can totally understand where she's coming from, yet you still have the gall to think you're a man? I'd rather slit my throat than live in your world.

 

[oldfat&bald]

I'd rather slit my throat than live in your world.

WE AGREE!!! I'd much rather you slit your throat than live in this world also.

 

[CowboyP]

Y'all are more entertaining than anything on TV right now. Please continue!

 

[oldfat&bald]

Since we're in a rare state of agreement, how about we all sing Kumbyla before his analness slits his throat?

 

[smokeyjoe53]

Kumbaya my Lord, kumbaya
Kumbaya my Lord, kumbaya
Kumbaya my Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord, kumbaya

Someone's singing Lord, kumbaya
Someone's singing Lord, kumbaya
Someone's singing Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord, kumbayah