Goob's newfangled rankin machine

[Shad Kline]

And you post as if you have something to prove.
Settle a bet for me, some believe you are a short man who is mad at the world for being so short, which is why you are..... well, the way you are. Is this true?

I've got absolutely nothing to prove. The way I am? Exactly what does that mean?

It would be nice if you idiots could at least make the effort to come up with your own line of insults. Stealing from a preacher is a little low - even for a Gordon fan.

What it means is that you are a pompous jerk. You do nothing but insult, demean, and argue with people on here. Very rarely do you have anything productive to add to a thread. And for what purpose? To appease your ego? Your attitude inhales. And you are very reminiscent of someone who has what is commonly referred to as "short man syndrome". Your desire to insult and demean stems from your lack of self worth, whether it be because you are short, or lack other qualities that make you desirable to other people. A normal person would not stay somewhere that they are not wanted, whether it be an actual room, or a virtual one. Quite frankly, I DO NOT understand you, I don't want to. I feel sorry for you.

 

[rainjacktx]

What it means is that you are a pompous jerk. You do nothing but insult, demean, and argue with people on here. Very rarely do you have anything productive to add to a thread. And for what purpose? To appease your ego? Your attitude inhales. And you are very reminiscent of someone who has what is commonly referred to as "short man syndrome". Your desire to insult and demean stems from your lack of self worth, whether it be because you are short, or lack other qualities that make you desirable to other people. A normal person would not stay somewhere that they are not wanted, whether it be an actual room, or a virtual one. Quite frankly, I DO NOT understand you, I don't want to. I feel sorry for you.

So let me get this straight. According to you I am a pompous jerk, my attitude inhales, and you think I have little man syndrome. All of this in an attitude of actually knowing who I am.

Then, in your last sentence, you admit to not understanding me and not wanting to.

That is the textbook definition of ignorance. I love when the ignorant prove me right with their own words. I also love it when the woefully ignorant meltdown to the point of estrogen-filled displays such as the one in your last post.

I am here to be the pompous ass you hate. Your post count would be a fraction of what it is now if it weren't for me. Not that you have anything to say - but you are compelled to reply to me. Or to start up with me. I find it more than just a little hypocritical on your part to be whining about how evil and mean I am, when you are mentally incapable of keeping a thread on track.

I guess your meltdown is more proof that I am doing my job.

 

[rainjacktx]

and donate my brain to the Smithsonian.

Didn't know the Smithsonian was lookong for a door stop.

Spell check, Einstein. I mean if you are going to insult someone's intelligence, at least spell all of your words right.

 

[oldfat&bald]

Hey everyone, SprinklePuss has been mentioning committing suicide a lot the last couple if days. Maybe we ought to take it easy on the little guy. I'd hate to find out he slit his wrists after ranting on and on at us.

 

[smokeyjoe53]

Hey Hornkeeper, would you define short man for us? Is he short of stature, or are you talking about something else being short? I hear tell that either one will make a "little guy" doubt his manhood and start to act like his analness.

Says the geriatric, obese Obama supporter who's wife "lets" him post.

The day I have to prove my manhood to the living definition of failure will be the day I slit my wrists and donate my brain to the Smithsonian.

If you want to nitpick on grammar and spelling, it's whose not who's.

 

[mae08]

My first instint was to defend rainjack. However, I can see that he is capable of defending himself. I'm sure he pushes many people's buttons on here, but he is also human (or at least I hope). All this calling him out makes the situation worse for you and for me. If we want to teach him kindness maybe we should accept his shortcomings and treat him with the respect we want given. I'm just saying the Rainjack bashing appears to be getting out of hand.

 

[rainjacktx]

Hey Hornkeeper, would you define short man for us? Is he short of stature, or are you talking about something else being short? I hear tell that either one will make a "little guy" doubt his manhood and start to act like his analness.

Says the geriatric, obese Obama supporter who's wife "lets" him post.

The day I have to prove my manhood to the living definition of failure will be the day I slit my wrists and donate my brain to the Smithsonian.

If you want to nitpick on grammar and spelling, it's whose not who's.

Yep. I totally blew that one. But I wasn't insulting his intelligence. It helps if you read both parts of a two part post.

There's only two dots to connect, and you can't get past the first one.

It would be like me saying your stupid.

See?

 

[Shad Kline]

First of all, it's not a meltdown, it's my written expression of disdain. You calling it a meltdown is nothing more than you trying to feed you ego.
Second, you have mistaken my statement of not understanding you as a contradiction to the rest of my post. When in fact, its not how you are, or why. What I don't understand is why you would WANT to be that way.
Third, once again you are mistaken. My post count does not drive me.
Fourth, yet again, mistaken. You take my not keeping a thread on track as an inability to do so. I laugh at your assumption.

 

[smokeyjoe53]

You can rationalize with the best of them.

 

[rainjacktx]

Hey everyone, SprinklePuss has been mentioning committing suicide a lot the last couple if days. Maybe we ought to take it easy on the little guy. I'd hate to find out he slit his wrists after ranting on and on at us.

You guys would have to triple your game just to get up to "take it easy". You and longhorn-dude can't seem to make a post without copying goob. And your telling your little gang to "take it easy" on me?

Wake up old man. Your drooling in your sleep.

 

[oldfat&bald]

I'd rather slit my throat than live in your world.

......will be the day I slit my wrists and donate my brain to the Smithsonian.

These two posts were written in the last two days. It's a fact that people who start to talk about suicide a lot are contemplating doing it.

Tell us about your problems Rainjack. Is everything OK with your kids? Is your wife doing well? Tell us how you feel about your problems. Is the IRS auditing your books? How does that make you feel? Did you lose your most profitable client? Do you feel hurt by that? It's alright to cry. You'll be OK.

 

[rainjacktx]

You can rationalize with the best of them.

Not rationalizing at all. Just using elementary logic. There is a difference. Or is it "their"? Or maybe "they're".

 

[Shad Kline]

My first instint was to defend rainjack. However, I can see that he is capable of defending himself. I'm sure he pushes many people's buttons on here, but he is also human (or at least I hope). All this calling him out makes the situation worse for you and for me. If we want to teach him kindness maybe we should accept his shortcomings and treat him with the respect we want given. I'm just saying the Rainjack bashing appears to be getting out of hand.

Its just so hard not to. But you are right, it is getting out of hand, and I am as guilty as anyone. The guy is obviously intelligent, if he would just use it to have a civilized conversation about football, instead of the constant need to run others down, it would sure help. In my own defense, when a guy makes a comment about one of the greatest players of all time being involved in gay porn, jokingly or not, he should EXPECT some backlash.

 

[rainjacktx]

First of all, it's not a meltdown, it's my written expression of disdain. You calling it a meltdown is nothing more than you trying to feed you ego.
Second, you have mistaken my statement of not understanding you as a contradiction to the rest of my post. When in fact, its not how you are, or why. What I don't understand is why you would WANT to be that way.
Third, once again you are mistaken. My post count does not drive me.
Fourth, yet again, mistaken. You take my not keeping a thread on track as an inability to do so. I laugh at your assumption.

Me calling it a meltdown is being accurate. Me laughing my butt off at you actually thinking anyone cares about your "expression of disdain". IT IS THE INTERNET.

Your inability to understand me is a moot point. It doesn't matter. You got mad and reacted like a little spoiled child.

If you can't handle me - just stop reading what I write. It's really no more complicated than that. But keep helping me make money. The "I Hate Rainjack" t-shirts are going to be the hottest item in Abilene on December 10th.

 

[rainjacktx]

I'd rather slit my throat than live in your world.

......will be the day I slit my wrists and donate my brain to the Smithsonian.

These two posts were written in the last two days. It's a fact that people who start to talk about suicide a lot are contemplating doing it.

Tell us about your problems Rainjack. Is everything OK with your kids? Is your wife doing well? Tell us how you feel about your problems. Is the IRS auditing your books? How does that make you feel? Did you lose your most profitable client? Do you feel hurt by that? It's alright to cry. You'll be OK.

Even if all those things are happening to me - life is still worth living. I couldn't say the same if I lived in Lamesa and was on top of the world.

 

[rainjacktx]

My first instint was to defend rainjack. However, I can see that he is capable of defending himself. I'm sure he pushes many people's buttons on here, but he is also human (or at least I hope). All this calling him out makes the situation worse for you and for me. If we want to teach him kindness maybe we should accept his shortcomings and treat him with the respect we want given. I'm just saying the Rainjack bashing appears to be getting out of hand.

It's the roll I play here. The only people taking it serious are those who can't make the distinction between real life and the internet.

They don't get it. And as longhorn-dude says he doesn't want to understand it. As long as there are people like him out there, I will always be around to push their buttons.

 

[1310]

My first instint was to defend rainjack. However, I can see that he is capable of defending himself. I'm sure he pushes many people's buttons on here, but he is also human (or at least I hope). All this calling him out makes the situation worse for you and for me. If we want to teach him kindness maybe we should accept his shortcomings and treat him with the respect we want given. I'm just saying the Rainjack bashing appears to be getting out of hand.

It's the roll I play here. The only people taking it serious are those who can't make the distinction between real life and the internet.

They don't get it. And as longhorn-dude says he doesn't want to understand it. As long as there are people like him out there, I will always be around to push their buttons.

 

[Shad Kline]

First of all, it's not a meltdown, it's my written expression of disdain. You calling it a meltdown is nothing more than you trying to feed you ego.
Second, you have mistaken my statement of not understanding you as a contradiction to the rest of my post. When in fact, its not how you are, or why. What I don't understand is why you would WANT to be that way.
Third, once again you are mistaken. My post count does not drive me.
Fourth, yet again, mistaken. You take my not keeping a thread on track as an inability to do so. I laugh at your assumption.

Me calling it a meltdown is being accurate. Me laughing my butt off at you actually thinking anyone cares about your "expression of disdain". IT IS THE INTERNET.

Your inability to understand me is a moot point. It doesn't matter. You got mad and reacted like a little spoiled child.

If you can't handle me - just stop reading what I write. It's really no more complicated than that. But keep helping me make money. The "I Hate Rainjack" t-shirts are going to be the hottest item in Abilene on December 10th.

Once again you are mistaken. I'm not now, nor have I been "mad". IT IS THE INTERNET, anyone who actually gets mad should re-think getting on here. As far as making you money, good luck with that.

 

[PopeBurford]

and donate my brain to the Smithsonian.

Didn't know the Smithsonian was lookong for a door stop.

Spell check, Einstein. I mean if you are going to insult someone's intelligence, at least spell all of your words right.

That’s it? I get a demerit for a typo? No wonder your brain qualifies as a door stop at the Smithy… unfortunately it would be relegated to holding open the portal to the janitorial closet and not viewed by the public.

 

[rainjacktx]

and donate my brain to the Smithsonian.

Didn't know the Smithsonian was lookong for a door stop.

Spell check, Einstein. I mean if you are going to insult someone's intelligence, at least spell all of your words right.

That’s it? I get a demerit for a typo? No wonder your brain qualifies as a door stop at the Smithy… unfortunately it would be relegated to holding open the portal to the janitorial closet and not viewed by the public.

No demerits. I was making an observation.

But thanks for clarifying your point.