smokeyjoe53
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Here's a short one.............. UT football program............
Funny Jokes
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That's a major league joke this year. Makes me mumble when folks ask me where I went to college at.....smokeyjoe53":kugeyu7e said:
Especially when asked by all the notre dame grads around here.Old Bearkat":37ieasn8 said:
freeagent
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One of my personal favorites ... I did a little change to the punch line.
There was a man named Bubba and he knew everyone in the whole world.
Bubba was not a man to boast, but one day at work, his boss said "Bubba, I reckon you know everyone in this plant"
"Boss, I know everyone in the whole world." Bubba says to his boss
The boss doesn't believe him, so he says, "Well prove it!"
"Pick someone ... anyone ... and I know them!" says Bubba,
Well, Bubba's boss thinks for a minute and then comes up with a name. Tom Selleck
"Tom Selleck!" says Bubba, "Tom and I were boy scouts together when we were kids."
Bubba's boss says, "No you weren't." So they fly to Hollywood and drive up to Tom Selleck's house.
Bubba knocks on the door and Tom Selleck answers it: "Bubba!" and they hug and catch up for half an hour and Bubba's boss can't believe it. But then he thinks, well that could happen, it's just one person, so he tells Bubba
"OK pick somebody else." says Bubba.
This time Bubba's boss has someone in mind! "Bill Clinton, you don't know Bill Clinton."
"Oh yes I do," says Bubba, "Bill and I were on debate team together in college." So they fly to a Clinton Foundation fundraiser and they catch up with the former president at a press conference. They work their way through the crowd until Bubba gets close enough to catch Clinton's eye and waves.
The president waves "Bubba!" and after the press conference they hug and catch up for half an hour and Bubba boss is stunned - he can't believe it. But then he thinks, well that's just two people in one country - that doesn't mean he knows everyone in the whole world! So he tells Bubba.
"OK, pick someone out of the whole world spectrum and I know them." Says Bubba.
"The Pope, you do not know the Pope."
Bubba replies, "the Pope, the Pope baptized me. But that's going to take a bit of work." A day or so later, Bubba calls and tells his boss to get his passport and meet him at the airport on Tuesday. The next morning, Bubba and his boss are among the throng of people in St. Peter's Square, waiting for the Papal blessing from the Pontiff''s apartment window.
Bubba excuses himself, and tells his boss, "I'll be back in a few minutes."
A half hour later, the windows to the Papal apartment open and out walks, arm-in-arm, the Pope and Bubba.
At that moment, Bubba''s boss feels an elbow nudging his side. He turns and sees two little Phillipino nuns, and one meekly asks, "Excuse me sir, but who is that man standing next to Bubba?"
There was a man named Bubba and he knew everyone in the whole world.
Bubba was not a man to boast, but one day at work, his boss said "Bubba, I reckon you know everyone in this plant"
"Boss, I know everyone in the whole world." Bubba says to his boss
The boss doesn't believe him, so he says, "Well prove it!"
"Pick someone ... anyone ... and I know them!" says Bubba,
Well, Bubba's boss thinks for a minute and then comes up with a name. Tom Selleck
"Tom Selleck!" says Bubba, "Tom and I were boy scouts together when we were kids."
Bubba's boss says, "No you weren't." So they fly to Hollywood and drive up to Tom Selleck's house.
Bubba knocks on the door and Tom Selleck answers it: "Bubba!" and they hug and catch up for half an hour and Bubba's boss can't believe it. But then he thinks, well that could happen, it's just one person, so he tells Bubba
"OK pick somebody else." says Bubba.
This time Bubba's boss has someone in mind! "Bill Clinton, you don't know Bill Clinton."
"Oh yes I do," says Bubba, "Bill and I were on debate team together in college." So they fly to a Clinton Foundation fundraiser and they catch up with the former president at a press conference. They work their way through the crowd until Bubba gets close enough to catch Clinton's eye and waves.
The president waves "Bubba!" and after the press conference they hug and catch up for half an hour and Bubba boss is stunned - he can't believe it. But then he thinks, well that's just two people in one country - that doesn't mean he knows everyone in the whole world! So he tells Bubba.
"OK, pick someone out of the whole world spectrum and I know them." Says Bubba.
"The Pope, you do not know the Pope."
Bubba replies, "the Pope, the Pope baptized me. But that's going to take a bit of work." A day or so later, Bubba calls and tells his boss to get his passport and meet him at the airport on Tuesday. The next morning, Bubba and his boss are among the throng of people in St. Peter's Square, waiting for the Papal blessing from the Pontiff''s apartment window.
Bubba excuses himself, and tells his boss, "I'll be back in a few minutes."
A half hour later, the windows to the Papal apartment open and out walks, arm-in-arm, the Pope and Bubba.
At that moment, Bubba''s boss feels an elbow nudging his side. He turns and sees two little Phillipino nuns, and one meekly asks, "Excuse me sir, but who is that man standing next to Bubba?"
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