Wife Jokes - Lets Go Easy Here

True story:
Many, many moons ago when I was just a whippersnapper, I went to an Artificial Insemination and Palpation School that was held at the San Antonio Stockyards. The school was a week long and I would eat breakfast each day at the cafe there in the stockyards. After about the 3rd day this old cowboy comes up to my table and introduced himself and got around to asking what I was doing. I explained about the new advances in Bovine Husbandry and talked about the use of marker bulls and all the equipment necessary for a successful AI program. The old boy commented that it sure seemed like a lot of work and I replied that yes it is and I would probably either have to hire some help or get married to carry out my plans. The old cowboy didn't even skip a beat as he replied, "Son, Hire you some help, it's a helluva lot cheaper."
 
East Texas coot and his young boy go to the big city (Marshall) for the first time and get lost and wonder into a hotel. They end up next to an elevator. Old lady hobbles up, gets into the elevator. Two minutes later, the door opens and a beautiful 20 something in a bikini walks out and heads for the pool. Old coot nudges his boy and sez, "Boy, go home and git yer mah".
 
Remaining silent is not something I'm good at.
This place is becoming a mad house. Doggy not taking needed meds, Mae taking unneeded meds, ofb at a loss for words- what's next? Smokey becoming totally serious & pete refusing a fritopie?
 
Ofb is better off remaining silent, especially since he knows I'm right!lol

Doggy you weren't supposed to say anything about the meds. The usbandhay is reading! lmao
 
CowboyP":11ffxw1b said:
I hope you're right. I'm not ready to go to big springs for a stay in my padded room :)
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Sorry to inform you, you may not be ready but the need is there... Hope your feeling better, by the way.
 

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