Old Bearkat
Six-man expert
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he does'nt. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
Wife Jokes - Lets Go Easy Here
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Old Bearkat
Six-man expert
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it."
Shad Kline
Six-man fan
Man bursts into the house "Pack ur bags, I just won the lottery" wife, beaming, asks "where are we going? Jamaica, hawaii, PARIS" Man says "I don't care where you go, just get out"
SavannahSixManFan
11-man fan
Got home one evening and wifee was a crying. Asked her what was wrong. She said the dog ate her fresh apple pie. I started crying, sur wuz a good dog...
SavannahSixManFan
11-man fan
Last wifee, first girl I ever seen where the flies got together to chip in and fix the screen door so they couldnt get into wifees kitchen...
6manfootballmom
11-man fan
''An Intelligent Wife Is One
Who Makes Sure She Spends
So Much
That
Her Husband
Can't Afford Other
Women"
Who Makes Sure She Spends
So Much
That
Her Husband
Can't Afford Other
Women"
Old Bearkat
Six-man expert
6manfootballmom":184yeh52 said:''An Intelligent Wife Is One
Who Makes Sure She Spends
So Much
That
Her Husband
Can't Afford Other
Women"
From some of the idiots I've observed over the years, that is really no deterrent.
CowboyP
Six-man expert
I don't understand why anyone would want more than one woman. I have enough trouble dealing with one!Old Bearkat":2p90lh1a said:6manfootballmom":2p90lh1a said:''An Intelligent Wife Is One
Who Makes Sure She Spends
So Much
That
Her Husband
Can't Afford Other
Women"
From some of the idiots I've observed over the years, that is really no deterrent.
Dogface
Six-man fan
I like your style!6manfootballmom":2fpec0ab said:''An Intelligent Wife Is One
Who Makes Sure She Spends
So Much
That
Her Husband
Can't Afford Other
Women"
Reminds me of another
great writer.
An absent-minded husband thought he had conquered his problem of trying to remember his wife's birthday and their anniver- sary. He opened an account with a florist, provided that florist with the dates and instructions to send flowers to his wife on these dates along with an appropriate note signed,
"Your loving husband."
His wife was thrilled by this new display of attention and all went well until one day, some bouquets later, when he came home, kissed his wife and said off-handedly, "Nice flowers, honey. Where'd you get them?"
"Your loving husband."
His wife was thrilled by this new display of attention and all went well until one day, some bouquets later, when he came home, kissed his wife and said off-handedly, "Nice flowers, honey. Where'd you get them?"
CowboyP
Six-man expert
If a man is a hunter or fisherman, he needs to get married on August 31. He'll never forget his anniversary because its the same day his license expires. That's what I did with my ex wife, and it worked great. Unfortunately, my current wife refused to let me have the same anniversary date...
smokeyjoe53
Six-man expert
Yeah cowboy, that sounds like it worked real good for you...............CowboyP":1r8u9ofx said:
CowboyP
Six-man expert
It was an easy date to remember!smokeyjoe53":783mfhm8 said:
smokeyjoe53
Six-man expert
You romantic devil, you!!CowboyP":3s7s7yyy said:
CowboyP
Six-man expert
Do you know why divorces are so expensive?
Because their worth it!
Because their worth it!
smokeyjoe53
Six-man expert
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Shad Kline
Six-man fan
So a wife and a bear walk into a bar. The bartender says hey Betty (the wife), we don't serve bears here. Betty says, "hey, he's not with me". They sit down at the bar beside each other and the bear orders a beer. The bartender tells him "I told you, we don't serve bears here. The bear gets mad and eats Betty. Then he looks at the bartender and says "I said give me a beer." The bartender just laughs and says "I told you we don't serve bears here, and we sure don't serve drug addicts.". With a confused look on his face the bear asks "what makes you think I'm a drug addict?". The bartender just looks at him and says "well, that was a barbituate!"
Dogface
Six-man fan
That was darn funny!
Was that really a wife joke though??
Was that really a wife joke though??
Shad Kline
Six-man fan
An elderly husband and wife are working out in the yard when they come upon a genie lamp. After rubbing the lamp, the genie pops out of the lamp and grants them each one wish. The wife insists on going first. She says "I want enough money to travel the world, see exotic places, meet a handsome man that will respect me and treat me like a queen, and live life to the fullest. Without this grumpy old fart beside me." And *poof* she was gone. The genie turns to the husband and says "for you?". The old man asks "so she's gone? She's never coming back!?" The genie replies "yes, that's correct". So the old man states "well, in that case, I'll just have a coke!"