LOL OFB I love your humor. I was thinking you were going to marinate the dove in the beer. I take it your not a dove lover either. I used to have to pluck feathers and pull their little heads off. My sister, brother and I would be covered in dove feathers. We learned an easy way to do it now. Stick your finger inside the area where you pull the head off then pull. There you go. The legs are pulled off and only a few feathers on the dove to be washed. That was so much easier.