What Now?

MelaniB":15t4vioe said:
EWE My food is up and gone. I don't know what was worse. The poop bag being cut open or my supper. My face is white as the ice we had a week ago. I gotta get it out of my mind. Westexas I'm siccing my boy on you for doing this to his mom.
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MsB i know Haustin, he use to load feed for me at the feed store. We are buddies, he want sic me
 
RJ your the best hunter in the world. We need to hire you to come to Throckmorton and get rid of all the snakes there. To heck with deer and doves. Killing all those snakes take lots of bravery and guts. Me, you know what I'd do, run, lol
 
Bearkat I heard they taste like chicken too but I be danged if I eat one. No one could even sneak a rattlesnake on my plate...here goes the stomach!!!!!!
 
Smokey the kind of chicken I could looks nothing like a rattlesnake. A chicken is fat, round and has two legs. All a chicken can do is peck you and snake can send you to the hospital.
 
LOL OFB, My husband can shoot his limit of dove every time but then he gives them away. He doesn't like dark meat and I do. I think he is remembering the Holy Spirit landing on Jesus shoulder in the form of a dove, but to go shoot them, I don't understand.
 
Granger you are blessed with the deer that come to your yard. That's the easiest hunting ever unless you've made them pets. I bet the deer ate you pretty grass and flowers. Sometimes they can be a nusience. (sp).


As far as Basketball goes you need a break from football. I know kids love to play but to watch and listen to their squeaky tennis drives me insane.
 
Granger I think Smokey is talking about the CO2 rifles. No one would ever know you got a deer. You need some sausage, stew and chili meat and some cutlets that taste like chicken fried steak. Those CO2's will put a human down.
 
Granger I would take Westexas up on his offer then take the hind quarters and smoke them on Smokey's grill. Talk about good eating it's the best and venison is the leanest meat anybody can eat. You can do everything with it. Darn good eating. You might not want to tell your wife and kiddo's though because like Smokey said, Bambi will stay in the kids memory forever, lol.
 
Yuck Bearkat. I would inject the neck area. My dad tries to give me turkey butt all the time but I got it down on what it looks like. No turkey behind for me.
 
Westexas I'm telling on you anyway. I was sicker than a dog last night and I have seen lots of nasty things but to have a poop bag explode all of me would mean that I would have to be buried. I can smell it now. DSH has done that several times. He and I gag just like that guy did on the video. Yeah Wiggle tail Haustin now has my wiggle tail great grandbaby. They are making me old. Is 57 too young to be a Great Menaw?
 
I have a sad hunting story. We were at my granddads ranch and it was my first time to kill a deer. So we get into the truck and DSH says theres a doe. I told him no I didn't want to shoot a female cause she might have a fawn. He said it's not that time of the year. All fawns would be yearlings. So I get out of the truck and aim at her neck and boom she goes down. I got so excited that I hit her and she went down easy. I threw his gun on the hood of the truck and took off to see my trophy. I got up to her and the tears started rolling. She was skinny and had ticks all over her and the most beautiful eyes. When DSH walked up to me I hit him in the arm. She was so sickly and surely not one I would shoot. I kept crying after we got back to the house and my granddad came in and said "you did her a favor" she was going to die anyway and that I had put her out of her misery. Since that day I haven't shot another deer and won't unless it's fat and has horns. She was bedding so we really couldn't see how skinny she was. Now they have to be on their feet.
 
Smokey are talking about the butt? It doesn't taste good. I thought my dad was being sweet but oh no he says do you know what you just ate? I told him a bite of turkey. Then it knocks me over with telling me it was turkey butt.
 
In my humble opinion, there's not much difference between the turkey's butt and it's craw........... Not a big fan of birds of any kind.......... I'll cook 'em but I don't care to eat 'em............
 
Another sad story is our lease had a big abundance of Jack Rabbits and some and little hoppity rabbits. Some of the ranchers stopped by and had two dogs. The dogs found my hoppity rabbits and killed 3 of them. I'm standing there with my mouth open then look at the ranchers and walked into the trailer. It wasn't right for them to let their dogs get my rabbits. As far as the Jack Rabbits go they are history. The darn (dog like coyotes) have eaten all of them.
 

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