Well, there iz jest sum things yew done hate to report. But it iz my responsibility to done do so. It seems them Mullin Bulldogs in a bonfire pep rally fore their homecomin' they done forgot who they wuz done playin' that next nite and jest decided to burn a Richland football t-shirt. They iz all over disrespectin' them Coyotes. I done thought, well thiz iz jest an anomerly, but I done stopped in Mullin one day last week and there wuz thiz feller who wuz atellin' me all sorts of things that done make me believe that them Bulldogs don't think them Coyotes iz very good and that they (them Bulldogs) iz gonna whip, whip, whip them Coyotes. Thiz feller tole me that them Bulldogs thought that them Salinas boys wuz like the Doublemint twins, goofy and girly. He said that he wernt sure if Cohnhead (hiz word, not mine) done knowd hiz right from hiz left and that he wuz possibly the dumbest Coyote in a generation. He also tole me that Storm Teel ought to done change hiz name to lite drizzle or puff of wind cuz he wernt no where close to a storm. And I can't even say out loud in public whut he done said bout the middle Burkie. And whut reely shocked me wuz the fact that he didn't done even think enuff of Colt to even give him a hard time. I said, whut bout ole Colt and he done said, San Saba reject. I can't tell how much it pains me to done talk bout all thiz, but them boys deserved to done knowd.