Old Bearkat
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A cheap eye surgeon is probably cutting corneas
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Old Bearkat
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Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
Old Bearkat
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I saw a dermatologist about a nasty red patch on my skin. I asked it would get better, but he said he didn't want to make any rash promises
Old Bearkat
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There was a mathematician who frequently sunbathed and often strayed from the topic of conversation. He was a real tan gent
Old Bearkat
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A pet shop held a competition to win a parrot. You could enter without buying anything, because there was no perches necessary.
Old Bearkat
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In the Carribean, if the moon passes in front of the sun, they call it a "total calypso the sun".
Clue for a crossword for the kids at dinner today
What would Bevo do if he went fishing?
...hookem
afraid to say I had to finally ask the wait staff for the answer, I was so frustrated.
What would Bevo do if he went fishing?
...hookem
afraid to say I had to finally ask the wait staff for the answer, I was so frustrated.
Old Bearkat
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granger":318c963c said:
In some ways, I miss the days when we took 4 little kids out for dinner and the endless amusement as they fought over crayons.....
oldfat&bald
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I get the impression he's talking about us Dr Tinkle. I wonder why.
Not only did they get their own crayons, you got a prize after dinner if you returned them to the front waitress stand.... you just cannot have too many crappy toys!
oldfat&bald
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granger":2tsrcelb said:
Your kids ALWAYS want to go to Micky D's too?
Old Bearkat
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CowboyP":2fyjobnb said:
Nah. WE swap off after using each one.
Old Bearkat
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Sign seen on a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."
Old Bearkat
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Moosehead
A great beer and a new experience for the moose
A great beer and a new experience for the moose
Old Bearkat
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A 110-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he's feeling.
"I've never felt better," he replies. I've got an eighteen-year-old bride who's pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"
The doctor thinks for a moment and says, "Let me tell you a story. I know a guy who's an avid hunter. He never misses a season but one day he's in a bit of a hurry and accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun. So, he's walking in the woods near a creek and suddenly spots a beaver in some brush in front of him. He raises his umbrella, points it at the beaver, squeezes the handle, and BAM! the beaver drops dead in front of him."
That's impossible," said the old man in disbelief, "someone else must have shot that beaver!"
"Exactly", said the doctor
"I've never felt better," he replies. I've got an eighteen-year-old bride who's pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"
The doctor thinks for a moment and says, "Let me tell you a story. I know a guy who's an avid hunter. He never misses a season but one day he's in a bit of a hurry and accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun. So, he's walking in the woods near a creek and suddenly spots a beaver in some brush in front of him. He raises his umbrella, points it at the beaver, squeezes the handle, and BAM! the beaver drops dead in front of him."
That's impossible," said the old man in disbelief, "someone else must have shot that beaver!"
"Exactly", said the doctor
A_Whippersnapper
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A few years ago, while working on a project at a realtors' office, one of the brokers was lamenting a new listing, and her difficulty describing the views. To the east was a cultivated field, to the south, a small lake, to the north, rolling hills, but to the west was a small cemetery. A cemetery is (evidently) not a strong selling point for real estate. I told her, “Describe the panorama, and when you get to the west, just say ‘The view to the west is worthy of Remarque.’”
It took a few minutes before she realised what I’d said.
It took a few minutes before she realised what I’d said.
pojocrusader
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hilariousOld Bearkat":1wy49cfl said: