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Old Bearkat
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smokeyjoe53
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How appropriate........ We are, after all, a little slow also...........CowboyP":1wkpz26f said:
smokeyjoe53
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Could someone explain why I am going to spend the next 2 weeks in the mountains of Colorado where it is still snowing & colder than all get out when it is beautiful, green and warm here in God's Country????????
Oh yeah, I remember................DSW said that's where we wanted to go..............
Oh yeah, I remember................DSW said that's where we wanted to go..............
smokeyjoe53
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Plainview is aptly named...............
Shad Kline
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Paradise is not.smokeyjoe53":25ugvu2f said:
oldfat&bald
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smokeyjoe53":1f1vqmx4 said:
If you came through Lamesa you should have hollered. Of course, everyone tries to spend as little time as possible in Lamesa TX. Including me.
smokeyjoe53
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Not this trip........ Took the scenic route through Dumas.........
Old Bearkat
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1. Where there’s a will, I want to be in it.
2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you ... but it’s still on my list.
3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
4. If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.
5. We never really grow up — we only learn how to act in public.
6. War does not determine who is right, only who is left.
7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
8. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
9. I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
10. In filling out an application, where it says, “In case of emergency, notify... “ I answered “ a doctor.”
11. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
12. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute
to skydive twice.
13. I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.
14. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
15. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
16. You’re never too old to learn something stupid.
17. I’m supposed to respect my elders, but it’s getting harder and harder for me to find one now.
2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you ... but it’s still on my list.
3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
4. If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.
5. We never really grow up — we only learn how to act in public.
6. War does not determine who is right, only who is left.
7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
8. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
9. I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
10. In filling out an application, where it says, “In case of emergency, notify... “ I answered “ a doctor.”
11. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
12. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute
to skydive twice.
13. I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.
14. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
15. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
16. You’re never too old to learn something stupid.
17. I’m supposed to respect my elders, but it’s getting harder and harder for me to find one now.
Old Bearkat
Six-man expert
Senility has been a smooth transition for me.
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.
My goal for 2015 was to lose just 10 pounds. Only 15 to go
I think I’ll just put an “Out of Order” sticker on my forehead and call it a day.
People who debate whether the wine glass is half empty or half full miss the point. It’s refillable!
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.
My goal for 2015 was to lose just 10 pounds. Only 15 to go
I think I’ll just put an “Out of Order” sticker on my forehead and call it a day.
People who debate whether the wine glass is half empty or half full miss the point. It’s refillable!
smokeyjoe53
Six-man pro
By the way......... Garden City KS, ain't ...... Really nice Sleep Inn though. I don't know whether to be offended or grateful .......... They gave me the Senior rate without even asking.......
Shad Kline
Six-man fan
Sometimes you just don't have to ask.......smokeyjoe53":xm5oebwh said:
smokeyjoe53
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I think the walker I pushed in was the tipoff................ Either that or the big box of Depends I had under my arm...........Shad Kline":2g4dmij6 said:
Little Doc
11-man fan
That will give it away every time!
Old Bearkat
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Old Bearkat
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