smokeyjoe53
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The Texas Rangers should pay me not to attend their games......
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Shad Kline
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Were you there monday? I was there monday and thinking the same thing. They NEVER win when I go. I had the option of Monday or Tuesday, looks like I chose the wrong one.smokeyjoe53":3lyxp52w said:
smokeyjoe53
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Yep, we were behind the Yankees dugout. 15 rows up...... Can't imagine how we missed seeing each other. One advantage to be aged and infirmed is you get free transport to and from parking lots.......... If you call it free after paying $17.00 to park..............Shad Kline":38iejnu3 said:
Shad Kline
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Ok, we were behind the Rangers dugout, about 40 rows up, under the awning.smokeyjoe53":3dwbd9tp said:
Shad Kline
Six-man fan
Bunch of slackers
smokeyjoe53
Six-man pro
Thanks.............
smokeyjoe53
Six-man pro
I just saw a turtle heading for higher ground..........
smokeyjoe53
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I'm not complaining............. I am going to put floaties on my walker............... Just in case..........
oldfat&bald
Six-man fan
It's even rained 1/2" here in Dawson county over the last 3 weeks.
smokeyjoe53
Six-man pro
It's Friday everyday for me..........even if you happen to be in Wichita Falls.......
smokeyjoe53
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After much deliberation, the board of directors of The Holland Hill Raquet And Washer Pitching Club and School For Wayward Women has decided to discontinue the school for wayward women. This is due to failing to meet accreditation standards and the lack of court mandated students plus the presence of a TDCJ facility in close proximity to our campus. We just can't compete with the big boys.
We are inaugarating a Yacht Club to the Holland Hill facility and memberships are available to a select few for a nominal fee......
We are inaugarating a Yacht Club to the Holland Hill facility and memberships are available to a select few for a nominal fee......
smokeyjoe53":25si53eh said:
Is this one qualified????
oldfat&bald
Six-man fan
That looks like an east Texas rig if I ever saw one.
smokeyjoe53
Six-man pro
The main criteria for membership is financial..............
I told my son, "You will marry the girl I choose."
He said, "No!"
I told him, "She is Bill Gates' daughter."
He said, "Ok."
I called Bill Gates and said, "I want your daughter to marry my son."
He said, "No!"
I told Bill Gates, "He is the CEO of World Bank."
He said, "Ok."
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He said, "No!"
I told him, "My son is Bill Gates' son-in-law."
He said, "Ok."
This is exactly how politics works.
He said, "No!"
I told him, "She is Bill Gates' daughter."
He said, "Ok."
I called Bill Gates and said, "I want your daughter to marry my son."
He said, "No!"
I told Bill Gates, "He is the CEO of World Bank."
He said, "Ok."
I called the President of World Bank and asked him to make my son the CEO.
He said, "No!"
I told him, "My son is Bill Gates' son-in-law."
He said, "Ok."
This is exactly how politics works.
I am a transfinancial which means I'm a rich person born in a poor person's body. Help stop the hate by sending me money to resolve my Financial Identity Disorder.
The Pain is REAL folks.
The Pain is REAL folks.
smokeyjoe53
Six-man pro
Miss Cleo, No-Nonsense Hotline Psychic, Dies at 53............... Man, didn't see that coming...............
