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[twodollarbill]

I recieved a audit letter from the IRS today
I guess their confused over the dependants i claimed
On my tax form i listed
4 million illegal aliens
2 million crackheads
21 million goldbricks on welfare
2 million people in prison
Half of Mexico
235 members of congress
1 worthless a$$ president
Now who the hell could i have missed????

Looks to me that you got'em all...
Well, you DID overlook the Bean Counters that sent the letter to start with.
Shouldnt'a left'em out Flats. They HAVE a need to feel important.

 

[Little Doc]

West Texas Flats, you nailed it on the head. I needed a good laugh today!

 

[rainjacktx]

16,000 new IRS agents coming on line tomorrow. Thinking really hard about getting out of the tax business.

 

[smokeyjoe53]

16,000 new IRS agents coming on line tomorrow. Thinking really hard about getting out of the tax business.

Is that seasonal hires or full time leeches?

 

[rainjacktx]

Full time. Part of BarryCare.

 

[Dogface]

16,000 new IRS agents coming on line tomorrow. Thinking really hard about getting out of the tax business.

Hmmm...
wonder what IRS agents
have to do with affordable health care coverage?
How did we get here?

 

[rainjacktx]

Evidently, they passed what was in it before they read what was in it.

 

[Old Bearkat]

Did you hear Reid in the Senate last week. He was blasting 0bamacare with one sentence and in the next one he defended it, said it needed no changes and blasted the repubs for wanting to stop it.

 

[oldfat&bald]

We're getting kind of slow about posting on this thread. We can't let it die.

Does it need Obamacare?

 

[Shad Kline]

We're getting kind of slow about posting on this thread. We can't let it die.

Does it need Obamacare?

It would take an act of congress to shut this thread down. Ahhhh crap!

 

[westexasflats]

I'm to busy to post right now, I'm watching Duck Commander

 

[CowboyP]

I've been busting my tail at work. It's really cutting into my posting time.

 

[smokeyjoe53]

Y'all ever wonder why there are 5 work days on only 2 non work days? Doesn't seem fair
Maybe we should have more non work days.

 

[smokeyjoe53]

Of course I don't have any work days any more........

 

[CowboyP]

Of course I don't have any work days any more........

Stop bragging.

 

[Old Bearkat]

Of course I don't have any work days any more........

Federal worker?

 

[westexasflats]

I been working at getting food plots planted, busy busy busy....

 

[oldfat&bald]

I been working at getting food plots planted, busy busy busy....

Food plots for deer? Or are you preparing for the end of the civilization?

 

[smokeyjoe53]

Of course I don't have any work days any more........

Federal worker?

Now what have I ever done to warrant an insult like that? Just retired from the private sector........ Getting ready to start working on ranch roads, back to driving a dump truck after 40 years. At least it's for me and I don't have anybody telling me how to do it.

 

[smokeyjoe53]

That and trapping hogs.......... and going to a few Sixman games........ and doing a little BBQ'n...... Between trips to the doctors...............