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[Dogface]

The real Dogface

Kinda makes you wanna be a
postman, squirrel or duck,
don't it?

 

[smokeyjoe53]

Why does the Postman always ring twice?

 

[markf]

 

[CowboyP]

That must be OBK & Granger.

 

[dawgfan23]

If one of them is Granger, then I'd hate to see his predictions and rankings the day after!

 

[oldfat&bald]

If one of them is Granger, then I'd hate to see his predictions and rankings the day after!

That's when he gets his highest percentages.

 

[Dogface]

That big ol' glass
does kinda look like a crystal ball,
don't it?

 

[Old Bearkat]

That must be OBK & Granger.

We kept the men's room urinals full that day........

 

[smokeyjoe53]

"Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get."
Robert Orben

 

[CowboyP]

That must be OBK & Granger.

We kept the men's room urinals full that day........

I bet you did!

 

[CowboyP]

"Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get."
Robert Orben

That explains why you always look pickled....

 

[oldfat&bald]

"Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get."
Robert Orben

When I die, I don't want people saying how good I look in that casket. I want people to say, "Holy sh*t! What the hell happened to him?"

 

[CowboyP]

"Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get."
Robert Orben

When I die, I don't want people saying how good I look in that casket. I want people to say, "Holy sh*t! What the hell happened to him?"

I don't think you have anything to worry about.

 

[Old Bearkat]

"Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get."
Robert Orben

When I die, I don't want people saying how good I look in that casket. I want people to say, "Holy sh*t! What the hell happened to him?"

When I die, I don't want it to happen with a beautiful well preserved body, but slide gently into the grave with a beer in one hand and a pizza in the other screaming "WOO-HOO!! What a ride!!"

 

[smokeyjoe53]

Sam Levenson
"Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it."

 

[CowboyP]

Sam Levenson
"Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it."

It's at Pete's house this weekend. He'll have strippers, cigars, & rotgut alcohol!

 

[Dogface]

Sam Levenson
"Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it."

It's at Pete's house this weekend. He'll have strippers, cigars, & rotgut alcohol!

And that's how the fight got started.

 

[CowboyP]

Sam Levenson
"Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it."

It's at Pete's house this weekend. He'll have strippers, cigars, & rotgut alcohol!

And that's how the fight got started.

There won't be a fight if you word things right. Just tell your dsw that you have to be there for Pete in this trying time...

 

[smokeyjoe53]

At the risk of sounding like an old curmudgeon, what in the wide, wide, world of sports is going on with drivers these days? We just drove out to the "Pearl of the Concho" tonight and I would daresay that 80% of drivers that we met failed to dim their headlights. This really hacks me off.
I guess it's kinda like turn signals; people think they are optional equipment.
In Texas, per 9-1 of the Texas Drivers Handbook, you should lower (dim) your headlights when you are: 1) Within 500 feet of an approaching vehicle. 3) When driving on lighted roads. 4) When driving in fog, heavy rain, sleet, snow, or dust.

 

[fajitapete]

At the risk of sounding like an old curmudgeon, what in the wide, wide, world of sports is going on with drivers these days? We just drove out to the "Pearl of the Concho" tonight and I would daresay that 80% of drivers that we met failed to dim their headlights. This really hacks me off.
I guess it's kinda like turn signals; people think they are optional equipment.
In Texas, per 9-1 of the Texas Drivers Handbook, you should lower (dim) your headlights when you are: 1) Within 500 feet of an approaching vehicle. 3) When driving on lighted roads. 4) When driving in fog, heavy rain, sleet, snow, or dust.

if that, is in fact, a direct quote, then the problem lies in the verbiage "should' not as in "must"
There exists the option of not dimming your lights in the event you're dumb a**