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[Dogface]

See Dick? See Jane? See Dick chase Jane? See Jane sic Dick's dog Spot on the pervert?

I thought Spot was gone?
And then,
Jane sic's Dick's dog on Dick?
Is Dick an 11man coach or somethin'?

I still don't get it.

 

[CowboyP]

Doggy, you are twisted, I mean eccentric....

 

[smokeyjoe53]

Doggy you inferred from my statement that Dick was a pervert because he was chasing Jane. Dick was simply playing tag with Jane when an old man in a raincoat jumped out of the bushes and flashed them. Wait a minute, wasn't Tag somebody else's dog?.............................. Comeon Man.... use some logic like ole rainjack says...............

 

[Dogface]

Doggy you inferred from my statement that Dick was a pervert because he was chasing Jane. Dick was simply playing tag with Jane when an old man in a raincoat jumped out of the bushes and flashed them. Wait a minute, wasn't Tag somebody else's dog?.............................. Comeon Man.... use some logic like ole rainjack says...............

Ooooooooooo...
Never mind.
(Dog stories get me all riled up)
and,

I think it's impossible for me to use Rjac's logic.
Actually,
Is there anyone else out there who can??
jus sayin'.
(even Dog logic is wasted on most people)

 

[CowboyP]

"rainjack's logic" - something seem wrong with that statement...

 

[Dogface]

Like jumbo shrimp?
or
military intelligence?

I see what you mean.

 

[Dogface]

You wanna know what I think
is REALLY FUNNY?

Yes, you do.

All these so-called experienced 11man coaches
somehow get ahold of a 6man gig;
(prolly got RIF'd from their over staffed 4a gig,
which really sucks I'm sure)
but then,
they're all help me help me,
whadda I do now??
Seriously?
It's football.
With all your so-called experience you can't figger it out for yourself?
You relly think some 6man guy
would go on the old coach and say:
I had to take an 11man job cuz my school closed,
can you teach me how to play football?

And some guys think MY ideas are weird.
DOH!

Equally funny.

When I read Rjac's stuff,
I'm reminded of an old AC/DC song
"She's got the Jack".
I always thought it was about some gross stuff she had growing all up in her bizness.
But,
it was about him, wasn't it?

 

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[Dogface]

It was all I could do to keep from giving myself away.
Rjac never did figure out it was me.

 

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[CowboyP]

rainjack & Dogface, they'll argue over the dumbest things...

 

[oldfat&bald]

Is that Rainjack and Doc Wee Wee?

 

[oldfat&bald]

Dammit. Doc Wee Wee beat me to it.

 

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[CowboyP]

Nope, it's rj & Doggy when they were younger.

 

[smokeyjoe53]

That's probably an insult to one of them. Not sure which one though..................

 

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