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SavannahSixManFan":wkw6kx8i said:
psst, mark in the dark, make sure an electricical fence is not nearby...
I like peeing on hot wires. It's electrifying...

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This old guy told me about a worm gathering trick
of driving a steel rod in the ground
and connecting a bare wire end from an extention cord to it.
Never tried it,
but the worms are supposed to come out of the ground.
Then,
he said he'd grab the rod a couple times with each hand
and it provided him with some relief from his arthritis?
 
I've never tried that, but I have held an electric fence wire. Grab it with both hands and keep a tight grip. Your arms will twitch with each electrical surge. A loose grip will shock/burn your hands.
 
I have attempted to cross a barbed wire fence and slipped, found myself straddled on the fence in a very uncomfortable position. Although it isn't an electric fence experience, it was never the less painful too!
 
You wanna know what I think
is REALLY FUNNY?

Yes, you do.

All these so-called experienced 11man coaches
somehow get ahold of a 6man gig;
(prolly got RIF'd from their over staffed 4a gig,
which really sucks I'm sure)
but then,
they're all help me help me,
whadda I do now??
Seriously?
It's football.
With all your so-called experience you can't figger it out for yourself?
You relly think some 6man guy
would go on the old coach and say:
I had to take an 11man job cuz my school closed,
can you teach me how to play football?

And some guys think MY ideas are weird.
DOH!
 
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