Newby

[Dogface]

You know what's really
weird/insane/etc.
A guy? on another thread
accused me of over posting
after only 4 or 5 comments.
Seriously?
4 or 5??????????????????
Where's he been?
I was just getting started then he wussed out.
Oh well,
I'll cut him some slack
cuz he's a Rook.

 

[smokeyjoe53]

What can I say? Some people lack vision.........

 

[CowboyP]

He'd never survive this thread!

 

[Dogface]

"Does 'infamy' sound better?"


Today,
will be a day
that will go down in infamy.
The Newby thread reached 2000 drivelling wet and slimy posts.
What is the country coming to?

 

[51eleven]

It's going to the dogs.

 

[Old Bearkat]

You're barking up the wrong tree.....

 

[Dogface]

You're such an idiom!

 

[CowboyP]

My wife just told me she wants personalized license plates. She wants them to say " DTW 1".

 

[smokeyjoe53]

My wife just told me she wants personalized license plates. She wants them to say " DTW 1".

Really? are there others?

 

[CowboyP]

My wife just told me she wants personalized license plates. She wants them to say " DTW 1".

Really? are there others?

Not anymore. I refuse to be married to more than one woman at a time.

 

[Dogface]

My wife just told me she wants personalized license plates. She wants them to say " DTW 1".

Really? are there others?

Not anymore. I refuse to be married to more than one woman at a time.

Exactly!
Who could afford 2 women with your 1 credit card?

 

[smokeyjoe53]

My wife just told me she wants personalized license plates. She wants them to say " DTW 1".

Really? are there others?

Not anymore. I refuse to be married to more than one woman at a time.

When a man marries a woman it's a mystery. When he marries 2 women at the same time it's a bigamystery......................

 

[CowboyP]

My wife just told me she wants personalized license plates. She wants them to say " DTW 1".

Really? are there others?

Not anymore. I refuse to be married to more than one woman at a time.

Exactly!
Who could afford 2 women with your 1 credit card?

I don't have any credit cards.

 

[Old Bearkat]

My wife just told me she wants personalized license plates. She wants them to say " DTW 1".

Really? are there others?

Not anymore. I refuse to be married to more than one woman at a time.

When a man marries a woman it's a mystery. When he marries 2 women at the same time it's a bigamystery......................

 

[smokeyjoe53]

Thank you, thank you,,,,,,,, don't forget to tip your waitress....... try the borscht............

 

[CowboyP]

An old, fat, bald man is lurking. Sounds bad don't it?

 

[CowboyP]

We haven't discussed the First Annual Sixman Watcher's & Liar's Club Meeting in a while. I wonder if smokey's DSW told him no...

 

[smokeyjoe53]

No she didn't. she just wants to schedule her vacation so she can be far, far away..................

 

[oldfat&bald]

An old, fat, bald man is lurking. Sounds bad don't it?

Dammit! I thought I had the tattle-tell turned off.

 

[Dogface]

DammitChloe! I need a secure line! I'm running out of time!