Last year I had all but decided that he was prone to bouts of narcissistic rage. This year I am developing a new theory that I believe I will call the ‘Pork Chop Syndrome’. We all knew someone that, as a child, the family dog wouldn’t play with unless the parents had tied a pork chop around their neck. Later in life these people know they have to have that ‘pork chop’ if others are to pay them any attention. On a discussion board that pork chop is apparently brash, inflammatory and anti-social statements. Rats…. I’m being informed someone has already investigated this syndrome and dubbed it ‘Terminal Jackass’. Oh well there goes my Nobel.