Jest tryin' to share in the sufferin'

Anne":2kcoh5cu said:
rainjacktx":2kcoh5cu said:
Just in case you guys are completely devoid of common sense, God does not hear redneck prayers. He sabe's English, but what you guys do to the language is unforgiveable even for the creator of the universe.
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EEEXXXCUUUUUSE ME, God hears all prayers and he probably listens more closely to those 'redneck' prayers, God knows we need him!
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I "hear" Cee Lo Green. But I never listen. Just like Yaweh "hears" the incoherent ramblings of overly religious dogmatic lemmings, but refuses to listen.
 
Dear Saint RJ,

Well, I hate to contradict a spiritual feller like yurself, but yew wuz transliteratin' espanol into ingles, a Spanish verb into one that iz in English, and yew don't need no ' to do that. Yew can't have a plural verb. And whut iz yew contractin'? If yew want to done tranliterate sabe, jest add the s--sabes. Everdintly yew done got sum latent redneck in yew.
 
Yew done even knowd the mind of Yahweh. I iz sorely impressed. But when it comes to English yew prolly shud not have skipped the 1st grade. I knowd yur folks wuz all proud, "Look lil rainjacky iz so smart he don't done have to go to first grade", but in the final analyersis, yew mite shud have hung round a lil while.
 
Yew knowd whut, it reely shud not surprise me that yew wud done knowd the mind of God and who He done listens to cuz yew iz the smartest feller on the planet. I mean, basically it iz yew and then all the rest of uz dumb pekkerwoods. Shoot, I mite jest start aprayin' to yew.
 
Sabe, saba, se la ve, savy? I think I passed the part about verb's and noun's and dangling particples because I was playing football at the time. Not so in collage. Reading and comprehinsion. And a film class that counted.
But I've alway's had a feeling the Lord understands all languages, even when we mangle them.
 
Goob":2kuvzxgw said:
Dear Saint RJ,

Well, I hate to contradict a spiritual feller like yurself, but yew wuz transliteratin' espanol into ingles, a Spanish verb into one that iz in English, and yew don't need no ' to do that. Yew can't have a plural verb. And whut iz yew contractin'? If yew want to done tranliterate sabe, jest add the s--sabes. Everdintly yew done got sum latent redneck in yew.
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Coming from a guy who refuses to correctly spell 7 out of every 10 words he writes, I'm not really concerned about the proper verb tense of sabe in the scheme of things. But if it makes you feel taller to correct me on one word, knock yourself out.
 
Goob":3laqbi69 said:
Yew done even knowd the mind of Yahweh. I iz sorely impressed. But when it comes to English yew prolly shud not have skipped the 1st grade. I knowd yur folks wuz all proud, "Look lil rainjacky iz so smart he don't done have to go to first grade", but in the final analyersis, yew mite shud have hung round a lil while.
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I skipped spanish. Not really the same thing as not knowing English. But once again - I consider the source, and move on - just like my bowels do with greasy junk food.
 
Goob":1wvq5n3c said:
Yew knowd whut, it reely shud not surprise me that yew wud done knowd the mind of God and who He done listens to cuz yew iz the smartest feller on the planet. I mean, basically it iz yew and then all the rest of uz dumb pekkerwoods. Shoot, I mite jest start aprayin' to yew.
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Wow. I call out just a little institutional hypocrisy and you go off like this? Or is it because I laughed at your ignorant prayer? Where I come from prayer is something you do in private where no one is listening but God. One huge reason I don't participate in organized religion any longer is because of fake prayers on Sunday. Kinda like what you just did. It probably plays well in Western Horseman, or more likely Larry The Cable Guy Weekly, but I'm not buying it. Not even for a second.

But then again, who's to question your motives? It's probably only a coincidence that you responded with a cedar chopper prayer after being asked, right?

You're as fake as your writing, and I have no use for you.
 
rainjacktx":3okqlndm said:
Just in case you guys are completely devoid of common sense, God does not hear redneck prayers. He sabe's English, but what you guys do to the language is unforgiveable even for the creator of the universe.
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Considering that every major revival in the USA started in small country (aka redneck) churches, I think you're wrong. Don't worry, we'll pray for him to lead you to a redneck church...
 
Goob can defend his own religiosus belief's. I thank the Lord you ain't God. I ain't been to Church in a long time but I still believe in the right to pray in public or private.
Diss his prayer if you want to, it's freedom of speech.
All that really maters is if God or Pete found any solace or inspiration.
 
Pete, I've read in all this you don't get much chuchin either. In the midst of your suffering can you pray for Rainjack? I think he needs it as much as any of us.
 
Shoot RJ, I done thought yew wuz wantin' to play since yew done called me out, but I guess not. Yew iz rite bout one thing: Thare iz plenty of fake in me. Thare iz thiz gap tween fake and reel in all of uz. The challenge iz whether or not we done recognize it and then try to done close the gap. But whut am I tryin' to tell yew, thare ain't no fake in yew.
 
rainjacktx":fasdbl5d said:
Goob":fasdbl5d said:
Yew knowd whut, it reely shud not surprise me that yew wud done knowd the mind of God and who He done listens to cuz yew iz the smartest feller on the planet. I mean, basically it iz yew and then all the rest of uz dumb pekkerwoods. Shoot, I mite jest start aprayin' to yew.
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Wow. I call out just a little institutional hypocrisy and you go off like this? Or is it because I laughed at your ignorant prayer? Where I come from prayer is something you do in private where no one is listening but God. One huge reason I don't participate in organized religion any longer is because of fake prayers on Sunday. Kinda like what you just did. It probably plays well in Western Horseman, or more likely Larry The Cable Guy Weekly, but I'm not buying it. Not even for a second.

But then again, who's to question your motives? It's probably only a coincidence that you responded with a cedar chopper prayer after being asked, right?

You're as fake as your writing, and I have no use for you.
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RJ, while Goob's take on the English language my offend someone with no sense of humor (sorry that you must be a dull person to be around), I believe more people are offended by your pompous attitude and ignorance toward prayer. There is power in prayer and Goob's prayer was from the heart and meant so much to Pete's mother.
 
Last year I had all but decided that he was prone to bouts of narcissistic rage. This year I am developing a new theory that I believe I will call the ‘Pork Chop Syndrome’. We all knew someone that, as a child, the family dog wouldn’t play with unless the parents had tied a pork chop around their neck. Later in life these people know they have to have that ‘pork chop’ if others are to pay them any attention. On a discussion board that pork chop is apparently brash, inflammatory and anti-social statements. Rats…. I’m being informed someone has already investigated this syndrome and dubbed it ‘Terminal Jackass’. Oh well there goes my Nobel.
 
Goob":27rm9rfk said:
Shoot RJ, I done thought yew wuz wantin' to play since yew done called me out, but I guess not. Yew iz rite bout one thing: Thare iz plenty of fake in me. Thare iz thiz gap tween fake and reel in all of uz. The challenge iz whether or not we done recognize it and then try to done close the gap. But whut am I tryin' to tell yew, thare ain't no fake in yew.
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Coming from someone who doesn't even know me... once again bowel movements and greasy junk food best describe my reaction to your assessment.

I may very well get along with you in real life, if that situation ever presented itself. But as for your Larry the Cable Guy schtick, I can only endure your e-version of fingernails on a chalkboard for so long.
 
51eleven":66pgmxny said:
Goob can defend his own religiosus belief's. I thank the Lord you ain't God. I ain't been to Church in a long time but I still believe in the right to pray in public or private.
Diss his prayer if you want to, it's freedom of speech.
All that really maters is if God or Pete found any solace or inspiration.
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Your inability to grasp what I wrote is not surprising at all. At least not to me.
 
Anne":kc8ooog1 said:
RJ, while Goob's take on the English language my offend someone with no sense of humor (sorry that you must be a dull person to be around), I believe more people are offended by your pompous attitude and ignorance toward prayer. There is power in prayer and Goob's prayer was from the heart and meant so much to Pete's mother.
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LOL. You get it, but you don't. Not surprising. 90% of the fun in being rainjack is the level of complete obliviousness my detractors experience. Welcome to the club, ma'am.

Good for Pete's mom. And I hope Pete is doing okay.
 
PopeBurford":3lbjdwgk said:
Last year I had all but decided that he was prone to bouts of narcissistic rage. This year I am developing a new theory that I believe I will call the ‘Pork Chop Syndrome’. We all knew someone that, as a child, the family dog wouldn’t play with unless the parents had tied a pork chop around their neck. Later in life these people know they have to have that ‘pork chop’ if others are to pay them any attention. On a discussion board that pork chop is apparently brash, inflammatory and anti-social statements. Rats…. I’m being informed someone has already investigated this syndrome and dubbed it ‘Terminal Jackass’. Oh well there goes my Nobel.
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Narcissistic Rage? LOL. Please see my earlier reference to obliviousness. You should be the poster child. Thanks for making my job so much fun, Buford. If it weren't for posters like you, there would not be a need for posters like me.
 
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