Jest tryin' to share in the sufferin'

Goob":29l6xve7 said:
Well, we iz working out down by the tabbernikkel in the middle of town. It done brings out quite a crowd. We may done have the makings of a brand new reality show.
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We already have Redneck Billionaires, Redneck Weddings, and Redneck Vacation. If you count the swamp loggers, hog hunters, and that show about catching fish by letting them bite your arm, that's like six shows dedicated to the lifestyles of people who really do speak the way you write.

Now you want to add another? Redneckercize?
 
Actually,
I'd take a thought provoking question
over
gnawing off an arm.
That's just me.

Redneckercize
is still in the lead.
 
oldfat&bald":2nd6dop6 said:
I still have both my arms. I ain't had to chew one off to get away from an ugly one.
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But that speaks nothing of the fact that you have a small storage building full of appendages that have been chewed off to get away from you.
 
rainjacktx":2542xnwf said:
oldfat&bald":2542xnwf said:
I still have both my arms. I ain't had to chew one off to get away from an ugly one.
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But that speaks nothing of the fact that you have a small storage building full of appendages that have been chewed off to get away from you.
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You still got that chain tied around your wife's neck to keep her around Rainman? Lord knows it ain't your sunny personality that makes her stay. And I've seen pics of your car. So it can't be the money.
 
Goob":3ectoh31 said:
Well, we iz working out down by the tabbernikkel in the middle of town. It done brings out quite a crowd. We may done have the makings of a brand new reality show.
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Just tryin to visualize this. Hmm. So far, a one legged Richard Simmons on evercleer jumpin up and down and a shoutin ????
 
Goob I'll bet Pete appreciates your attemt to feel what he's feelin. But after readin his blog I thought you might try a more realistic approach... To kill all your taste buds gargle with gasoline about 5 minutes at a time 5-6 times a day (remember that taste from sipohin gas to go cruzin as a teenager from someone elses car?). Next cut a small hole in yer gut with a dull rusty pocket knife (yes you can use evercleer for sedation but it's just going to run out when you poke the hole). Stick a piece of garden hose in the hole and superglue it in place. Put a funnel on the end of the hose and pour in a bucket of carp guts that's set in the sun about a week. This should simulate the nausea. Now hold a blow torch up to yer throat to get that burnin feelin. Now do the full workout in the afternoon sun till ya pass out to get that exhausted feelin.
 
Dear fittyplusone,

Yew will done note that I said "feeble attempt." Yew knowd, the thing bout sufferin' iz thiz: yew don't reely have to go lookin' fer it, it will alwayz done find yew in due time.
 
51eleven":2z8s6lv6 said:
Goob I'll bet Pete appreciates your attemt to feel what he's feelin. But after readin his blog I thought you might try a more realistic approach... To kill all your taste buds gargle with gasoline about 5 minutes at a time 5-6 times a day (remember that taste from sipohin gas to go cruzin as a teenager from someone elses car?). Next cut a small hole in yer gut with a dull rusty pocket knife (yes you can use evercleer for sedation but it's just going to run out when you poke the hole). Stick a piece of garden hose in the hole and superglue it in place. Put a funnel on the end of the hose and pour in a bucket of carp guts that's set in the sun about a week. This should simulate the nausea. Now hold a blow torch up to yer throat to get that burnin feelin. Now do the full workout in the afternoon sun till ya pass out to get that exhausted feelin.
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Now I don't care who you are but this is pretty funny, and about as accurate as you can get except for the carp guts, it might taste like carp guts, but I'm pretty sure they don't use the good stuff.
 
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