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The MANIPS could use some of the special talents of the graduates of the ETOCSCIT. Ibriham Hussien Machmoud, (our Chief Administrator of Sharia Enforcement), needs help. Do you have any graduates that have expertise in bladed instruments.

Smokey, HHR&WPC&SWW has been playing with themselves all season. See what that "progressivism" will get you.
 
oldfat&bald":1k56wq9a said:
The MANIPS could use some of the special talents of the graduates of the ETOCSCIT. Ibriham Hussien Machmoud, (our Chief Administrator of Sharia Enforcement), needs help. Do you have any graduates that have expertise in bladed instruments.

Smokey, HHR&WPC&SWW has been playing with themselves all season. See what that "progressivism" will get you.
There are two young men and a young women that recently graduated. All three have proven themselves very adept with bladed instruments. The young women's work is very imaginative. School policy prevents me from giving their names on a public forum, but I will send you their "resumes".
 
oldfat&bald":25f1bxup said:
We at MANIPS are also still looking for a mascot. In keeping with our sharia compliant stance, we were considering The Infidel Killers. The interfaith comittee decided that was too harsh. The student that suggested The Goat Flockers has been beheaded.

How about "The Pilots"?

This is one funny thread...
 
smokeyjoe53":1r4jb3kh said:
We here at HHR&WPC&SWW we areucj more progressive; an apology & promise to never again do bad is sufficient.
If you are attempting to recruit players, you should know that students can't transfer from ETPCSCIT. We have a strict enrollment policy.
 
oldfat&bald":mo729k2z said:
We at MANIPS are also still looking for a mascot. In keeping with our sharia compliant stance, we were considering The Infidel Killers. The interfaith comittee decided that was too harsh. The student that suggested The Goat Flockers has been beheaded.
Have you considered Suicide Bombers?
 
lifegatesports":1w5akgyt said:
oldfat&bald":1w5akgyt said:
We at MANIPS are also still looking for a mascot. In keeping with our sharia compliant stance, we were considering The Infidel Killers. The interfaith comittee decided that was too harsh. The student that suggested The Goat Flockers has been beheaded.

How about "The Pilots"? d...

That one was considered also. But that aroused too much attention from the local FBI field office.
 
lifegatesports":3k9wh38o said:
oldfat&bald":3k9wh38o said:
We at MANIPS are also still looking for a mascot. In keeping with our sharia compliant stance, we were considering The Infidel Killers. The interfaith comittee decided that was too harsh. The student that suggested The Goat Flockers has been beheaded.

How about "The Pilots"?

This is one funny thread...
This mascot suggestion brings a question to mind. Does MANIPS have a pilot training program?
 
CowboyP":29jvonol said:
oldfat&bald":29jvonol said:
We at MANIPS are also still looking for a mascot. In keeping with our sharia compliant stance, we were considering The Infidel Killers. The interfaith comittee decided that was too harsh. The student that suggested The Goat Flockers has been beheaded.
Have you considered Suicide Bombers?

Also was scrapped. Our opponents were afraid of early detonations in the stands.
 
CowboyP":104a7svu said:
How about "The Pilots"?
This mascot suggestion brings a question to mind. Does MANIPS have a pilot training program?

We have run into governmental problems on starting that program. We hope to soon start our freshmen on a takeoff and navigation program any way.
 
We attempted a hand to hand combat coarse here at ETPCSCIT. We were hoping to prepare our students for military service. We hired to ex-marines to teach the coarse. Unfortunately, it was canceled when the instructors were permanently injured by a young women with a taste for "artistic" knife work.
 
Big announcement from MANIPS. We have selected The Peaceful Moderates as our mascot. We feel that is most in line with our mission of showing the kinder, gentler side of sharia.

Also, we have made progress on our flight training program. Our contacts with Mr Obama have said he'll cut through the red tape for us if will donate another 5% of $1,000,000,000 federal grant to his re-election campaign.
 
oldfat&bald":kj0m4jg8 said:
Big announcement from MANIPS. We have selected The Peaceful Moderates as our mascot. We feel that is most in line with our mission of showing the kinder, gentler side of sharia.

Also, we have made progress on our flight training program. Our contacts with Mr Obama have said he'll cut through the red tape for us if will donate another 5% of $1,000,000,000 federal grant to his re-election campaign.
ETPCSCIT received a $500 federal grant this year. We were told that was our maximum because of our Christian teachings.
 
oldfat&bald":1yfq7tek said:
CowboyP":1yfq7tek said:
How about "The Pilots"?
This mascot suggestion brings a question to mind. Does MANIPS have a pilot training program?

We have run into governmental problems on starting that program. We hope to soon start our freshmen on a takeoff and navigation program any way.
Well you don't have to do landing instruction.
 
Speaking of mascots, we are having a difficult time finding someone to wear our chupacabra costume and the players refuse to run out of the inflatable chupacabra. Some have suggested that having players run out of the mouth instead of the other end might help.
 
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