In General part II

CowboyP

CowboyP

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At ofb's request, I'm leaving the fake teams alone. Instead, in his honor, I have decided to post a few facts about him.
ofb loves Obama. He is a closet UT fan. He supports gay marriage. He is an atheist. Basically, he is a bunny hugging liberal!
I invite everyone to post other "facts" about our dear friend ofb.
 
Let me immediately dispel the scurrilous rumors that Cowboy Tinkle, the East Texas version of the sailor in the group The Village People, has started to spread.

1. Obama is, in my humble opinion, the closest thing to the anti-Christ this country has seen.
2. I firmly believe Obama is a UT grad.
3. Although I really don't care whose privates you rub your colonel up against, (as long as its a consenting adult), please don't ask me or the government to sanctify it.
4. With enough BBQ sauce, bunnies taste good.
 
oldfat&bald":gyfxbe5d said:
Let me immediately dispel the scurrilous rumors that Cowboy Tinkle, the East Texas version of the sailor in the group that did the YMCA song, has started to spread.

1. Obama is, in my humble opinion, the closest thing to the anti-Christ this country has seen.
2. I firmly believe Obama is a UT grad.
3. Although I really don't care whose privates you rub your colonel up against, (as long as its a consenting adult), please don't ask me or the government to sanctify it.
4. With enough BBQ sauce, bunnies taste good.
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You have got to stop having those fantasies about me. I told you it will never happen. Find someone else to wear the sailor outfit.
 
CowboyP":2tebs7sj said:
hornkeeper12":2tebs7sj said:
CowboyP":2tebs7sj said:
Nope. He's not smart enough to keep up.
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I have proof of this, would you like an example? Or the whole list?
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Please give us a couple of examples.
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1) See above quote
2) See ACHS thread
3) Must remove pants to prevent muffling words when he speaks
4)Never ever......ever has an intelligent response to anything. ever.
5) EVER!!!
 
"intelligent response"? Are those on here?
So far I have violated all the things I have been warned not to ever bring up in polite company:
Politics, Sex and Religion.
I thought we had exhausted all taboo subjects on here but, again, I have been proven wrong.
I confess, I'm a little partial to the construction guy in the hard hat.
 
BTW, Beano will help with that scurrilous stuff.
CowboyP said:"Why would you do that? We're not talking dirty."
I know ya'll too well........ you should add "yet" to that last statement.
 
smokeyjoe53":1l0bi85n said:
BTW, Beano will help with that scurrilous stuff.
CowboyP said:"Why would you do that? We're not talking dirty."
I know ya'll too well........ you should add "yet" to that last statement.
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I prefer to insinuate things. Outright dirty talk doesn't belong. Besides, double talk is more fun.
 
Football is only
Nice and Dirty
when it's done right.

See!!
I said the word football
again!!

Man,
we're constantly discussing football!!!
 
CowboyP":py59062a said:
Where is everyone? I hope someone posts soon. The boredom is driving me sane.
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Speaking of incredible athletic abilities.....

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