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oldfat&bald

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Let's just put it all in one thread. If we keep it that way, there's much less clutter.

My team that got beat 186 to 0 last week by the School For the Crippled Children and Teenage Unwed Expecting Mothers' JV squad was cheated by the refs. The crips and hoes held on all 23 of their scoring plays. They were offsides on the safety too. Everyone should go to the nearest ref's house and burn it down.

Also, what kind of an idjit programed the computer to create these rankings we keep seeing. Is the programmer on crack? Was the computer soaked in whiskey when the data was entered? I know my nonprivate, interfaith based parochial school that hasn't won a ballgame in 15 years is better than the 4 time defending state champion you have ranked at number 1. Come on, dammit! Get your crap together.

My last point is, I really don't think Goob and RainjackTX like each other.Hell, I'm not real sure anyone likes Rainjack.

Now that it is all together, we can collectively stop wasting countless hours of possible productivity during the week by reading all these posts. I highly encourage every one to come back Friday night and check the scores.

Oh, what the hell? Some of the sh@t posted on this site is pretty funny. We'll all keep reading and adding to it.
 
186-0? The cripple kid & ho school should have sent in the paraplegics & girls in labor. Maybe your team could have kept up. And the rankings? They are done by Goob's everclear drinking monkeys. (Maybe Fajitapete needs to visit Goob)
The battle of rainjack & Goob is a good matchup - arrogant antagonism vs smarta$$ comedy. It doesn't get any better than this!
 
Sounds like your ready for the bigtime. HHR&WPC&SWW has several open dates and would be willing to take on your school as well as The School For the Crippled Children and Teenage Unwed Expecting Mothers' JV squad. You need to get an acronym. What are their mascots? I remind you that the Fighting Chupacabras are already taken.
 
I am thinking of so many one-liners about the Wounded Beavers that my head is spinning.
Discretion and good taste prohibit me from displaying them on a family site.
 
The Wounded Beavers was the mascot for the now defunct football team at Texas Women's University . . . they had to disband the team due to too many holes in the line and not enough ball carriers!
 
CowboyP":2bcoq8wz said:
How about the "Wounded Beavers"?
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I didn't know that anyone East of Lubbock knew about The School for Crippled Children & Teenage Unwed Expecting Mothers. Judging from their JV squad, they'll be a force to be reckoned with in a couple years.
 
Long Ball":1opumrb5 said:
The Wounded Beavers was the mascot for the now defunct football team at Texas Women's University . . . they had to disband the team due to too many holes in the line and not enough ball carriers!
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That one is right on the borderline, but is also a keeper. Filing it under tasteless jokes.
 
Old Bearkat":2uycdoq7 said:
Long Ball":2uycdoq7 said:
The Wounded Beavers was the mascot for the now defunct football team at Texas Women's University . . . they had to disband the team due to too many holes in the line and not enough ball carriers!
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That one is right on the borderline, but is also a keeper. Filing it under tasteless jokes.
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Thought it might be a klik or 2 over the border.
 
As far as my favorite team goes, we haven't picked an appropriate mascot yet. Like I said, it's a nonprivate interfaith based parochial school. We are funded by a federal grant specifically given to us by President Obama. All the teachers are Roman Catholic nuns. We welcome children of all faiths. Animists, Jews, Messianic Jews, Christians and Methodists are all welcome. They must all fully comply with the rules, tenants and punishments of sharia law though. It gets a little tough. Our QB was beheaded last week for saying that Christ was King. It's hard to get much continuity on the team that way. But let me tell you, our cheerleaders are hot. Wearing a full bhurka at an early September home game just north of Brownfield will do that to a girl. Any how, if any one has any good ideas for our team mascot, let us know. We're still looking for one.
 
oldfat&bald":2oxufxip said:
As far as my favorite team goes, we haven't picked an appropriate mascot yet. Like I said, it's a nonprivate interfaith based parochial school. We are funded by a federal grant specifically given to us by President Obama. All the teachers are Roman Catholic nuns. We welcome children of all faiths. Animists, Jews, Messianic Jews, Christians and Methodists are all welcome. They must all fully comply with the rules, tenants and punishments of sharia law though. It gets a little tough. Our QB was beheaded last week for saying that Christ was King. It's hard to get much continuity on the team that way. But let me tell you, our cheerleaders are hot. Wearing a full bhurka at an early September home game just north of Brownfield will do that to a girl. Any how, if any one has any good ideas for our team mascot, let us know. We're still looking for one.
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Here I thought Methodists were Christians.
 
smokeyjoe53":21nbifmh said:
oldfat&bald":21nbifmh said:
As far as my favorite team goes, we haven't picked an appropriate mascot yet. Like I said, it's a nonprivate interfaith based parochial school. We are funded by a federal grant specifically given to us by President Obama. All the teachers are Roman Catholic nuns. We welcome children of all faiths. Animists, Jews, Messianic Jews, Christians and Methodists are all welcome. They must all fully comply with the rules, tenants and punishments of sharia law though. It gets a little tough. Our QB was beheaded last week for saying that Christ was King. It's hard to get much continuity on the team that way. But let me tell you, our cheerleaders are hot. Wearing a full bhurka at an early September home game just north of Brownfield will do that to a girl. Any how, if any one has any good ideas for our team mascot, let us know. We're still looking for one.
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Here I thought Methodists were Christians.
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It only took you thirty minutes to catch that one Smokey. That's pretty good. :-)
 
oldfat&bald":10ypko60 said:
CowboyP":10ypko60 said:
smokeyjoe53":10ypko60 said:
Here I thought Methodists were Christians.
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Where did you hear such nonsense? The Methodists are as heathen as baptists!
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That's why Church of Christ members aren't welcome at our little school.
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You don't joke about the Campbellites. That is a surefire way to eternal damnation.
 
Oldfat&bald....thank you!!! That post beats all others I've read in at least 3 or 4 years of reading on this site. You definitely hit every aspect of rankings and complaints. I got a torch crew assembled to fire the ref's houses at your order,SIR!!! Nice post. Nothing like good Texas humor
 

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