Goob, where are yew?

51eleven

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Seeing as the season starts tomorrow (for a few teams) and Goob has not posted in a good while I got to wondering if maybe he OD'd on everclear or choked on carp.
 
Ha, (I stole that from HPD), I've been gigging him for weeks over Turkey's high ranking with nothing returning (sorry Coach Galegos).
 
Well, I ain't done give up on yew. I jest been focusin' on uther stuff of late. I ain't a reel political feller, but thiz here elecshun has done got me worked up. I cudn't even work up a lil fun fer dear ole May(be) hi or Green Pain Administrator wherever he may done be cuz I iz aworried bout thiz deal in November. We done got a bunch of sidesaddle ridin', penny loafer wearin', Jane Fonda lovin', pekkerwood to the max zeroes who iz all worked up bout Clint Eastwood havin' a lil fun at the President's expense. The so-called exspurts done say that ole Clint wuz disrespectful to the office. Well, let me done ask yew thiz: Iz it disrespectful to the office to bow down like sum hummingbird feeder to a bunch of low-life, ungrateful, foreign pekkerwoods, who if it wern't fer us buyin' whutever we done got to buy cuz we iz held up by a bunch of treehuggin' turds, wudn't have a turbin to tinkle in? Iz it disrespectful to the office to treat fellers who wuz tryin' to keep uz safe by interrogatin' terrorists like terrorists themselves and threatin' to done throw them in jail fer so-called acts of torture? Iz it disrespectful to the office to done pay fer votes by callin' sumthin a stimulus bill that don't stimulerlate nuthin but the wallets of yur base? Iz it disrespectful to the office to pass the largest tax increase in history and call it health care reform (which will done make premiums double once the whole thing gits inacted and will kill small businesses and drive the whole thing toward single-payer health care--duz anyone knowd the lyrics to O Canada)? And iz it disrespectful to the office to done ask ole Romney to share with us more than jest two of hiz tax returns when yew won't let yur college records be public (a lil foreign aid)?
 
Goob":1omc285s said:
Iz it disrespectful to the office to pass the largest tax increase in history and call it health care reform (which will done make premiums double once the whole thing gits inacted and will kill small businesses and drive the whole thing toward single-payer health care--duz anyone knowd the lyrics to O Canada)?

Goob, I missed ya! One thing I don't get... I don't pay any health care premiums here in Canada, actually I don't have health insurance. I just walk into a doctor's office or hospital when I'm sick and I get treated. Why would American's will still have to have health insurance after his reforms? I'm not being a smarta*s, it's a geniune question from an ignorant Canadian.

Besides, if our system was implimented in the US, the only one's who would be out of business would be the health insurance companies.
 
Besides genius, who duz yew think becomes the insurance company? The federal government duz. A $700 hammer to the Pentagon becomes a $700 prescription fer Viagra fer a feller like yew. Who pays the bill? Last time I done looked it wuz the American people. Course that wudn't affect a feller in Canada. Unless yew iz smart enuff to figger out yew iz paying double fer yur own in Canada through yur taxes.
 
Also, yew don't done need an apostrophe with American's, it ain't a dang possessive. Duz anybody in all of creation done knowd how to use the dang apostrophes like they iz supposed to be used? Or i's everybody jest goin' to use the apostrophe's in any word that done end's with a "s" like ever uther unedumacated pekkerwood that take's up space and try's to act like they done knowd sumthin.
 
Thank you for Viagra by the way, work's wonder's. And you make a good point we pay a lot in taxe's you are right. 40% of my salary goe's to taxe's.

Then again, I'd still rather pay my government than Aetna or Humana for health care because the Canadian government doe'snt try to get their money back. YET!! ;)
 
I ain't sayin' them companies iz the bomb. They iz pekkerwoods as well. There iz wayz to self-insure and use captives to circumvent them (except fer givin' them the biggest risk and keepin' the reel money fer yurself). Them companies jumped in bed with Obamacare cuz they done knowd there wuz money to be made. BTW, jest how much money duz ole Canada spend on military defense? Or, do they done don't have to cuz they knowd a neighbor will cover their hindend?
 
Interesting, I actually had no idea about that. I do not follow American politics very closely. My wife is the political mind in the house. No idea how much we spend on our military but when you only have a couple of styrofoam boats and cardboard cut-out tanks, don't think it costs very much. Like myself, the vast majority of Canadians are extremely thankful for the safety provided to us each and every day by the US. In the end though, what do we have? Couple of ice hockey teams and a dogsled.
 
Naw, yew done got more than that. Yew have done supplied uz with all kinds of comedians and actors. Hells bells, where wud SNL be withouut Canada?
 
Dan Aykroyd, Peter Aykroyd, Robin Duke, Phil Hartman, Norm Macdonald, Mark McKinney, Mike Myers, Tony Rosato, Paul Shaffer, and Martin Short. Granted, only four of them pekkerwoods wuz reely funny, but still.
 
Rush, Nickelback, Triumph, and the guy from Back To The Future - all Canadian. Canad is talented, and actually enjoys more economic freedom than we do down south.

The only thing we don't want from you is your government-run universal health care.

The difference between you GWNer's and Americans has been that we want control of our lives. We don't want government telling us what treatment we can have or not have. I say "has been" because 47% of the population is now on the the big brother teat - and it's just a matter of time before they cross over the 50% mark. Then it will be "used to".

As much as it pains me to say it, I agree with People of Walmart. Well, what I can understand of him anyhow.
 
Now that u been found .... Read RS let May score for the third time right before the half, had to go into the 3rd 1/4 to finish them off. No 70-0 start? Bush did score 8X though. Always wanted to spend a few weeks in the Canadian Rockies in the summer or skiing/snowmobiling in the winter. Grew up as a Bullwinkle fan and liked the Guess Who.
 
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