Fore I done leave...

[Goob]

Fore I done leave and start atravelin' I gotz jest one question: Where in the hell iz Balmorrrrhea?

 

[westexasflats]

Go west young man"....................

 

[oldfat&bald]

South of Pecos.

 

[oldfat&bald]

And North of Fort Davis.

 

[westexasflats]

West of the giant roadrunner

 

[oldfat&bald]

Don't go to the state park while you're there Goob. If you get in the swimming hole, you'll kill the fish.

 

[CT6MFL]

thats apache territory

 

[51eleven]

Just follow the signs to the swimmin hole.
P yes. If you get to Juarez you missed it.

 

[oldfat&bald]

thats apache territory

All the Apaches are in Ruidosa stealing the white mans money at the casino.

 

[Schwarzenegger]

thats apache territory

All the Apaches are in Ruidosa stealing the white mans money at the casino.

Seems fair since white man stole their land!

 

[smokeyjoe53]

Right between kerrville and el paso.............
Can't miss it...........

 

[faithfulsamfan]

It's a damn long drive west.

 

[oldfat&bald]

It's just a hop, skip and a jump west, Trish.

 

[CowboyP]

It's just a hop, skip and a jump west, Trish.

It's a bit more than that for me.

 

[oldfat&bald]

It's just a hop, skip and a jump west, Trish.

It's a bit more than that for me.

That's what you get for being an east Texas weenie.

 

[Kramer]

between Saragosa and Toyahvale. While there walk the Mtns of Star, Black, Casket.

Are you taking I-20 or I-10


My best opinion is to make sure you have FULL gas cans in your trunk, a few ziplock bags of them ole gold fish crackers, a cooler filled with ice and some sur-fine walmart waters (their pretty cheap), and 3 packs of juicy fruit gum if ya traveling by ya'self.
And if you are fortunate to have a cassette player in that 1978 Chysler Labaron, toss in some Roy Orbison or Conway Twitty and set your car on cruise control.......AND ENJOY GOD'S COUNTRY.....


OH AND, PLEASE DON'T HIT/RUN OVER ANY OF THEM 5 LEGGED, 16 POINT MULE DEER..... THEY'RE ENDANGERED.....

 

[Little Doc]

If you get to Van Horn, turn around and go back east! If you get to Sierra Blanca, turn around twice and go back east.

 

[CT6MFL]

All the Apaches are in Ruidosa stealing the white mans money at the casino.

Seems fair since white man stole their land!

It'll all wash out in the end

 

[Little Doc]

Goob, if you get there around noon, there used to be a little grocery store downtown that had the best brisket burritos. If not, the store on the east side of town has every kind of burrito you can imagine any time of the day.

 

[oldfat&bald]

My best opinion is to make sure you have FULL gas ca
And if you are fortunate to have a cassette player in that 1978 Chysler Labaron.....

Me thinks you have vastly over estimated Goob's wealth.