What's With God's Schools??

[rainjacktx]

Well, thiz one thang I knowd. Hill Country wud beat Valley. Now, that ain't based on some computer rankin' crapola or on sum long, long, long history of who done beat who or on some Ayn Rand worldview, but on whut my own eyeball done seen. I done seen Valley and I done seen Hill Country and let me tell yew that Valley iz bigger, faster and most of all they don't quit. Now don't git me wrong, I think Valley iz a fine team, a good team, a reel good team. But I don't think they cud done beat HC. Now, one lil caveat to all that--Bret Tyler iz a better coach than all nine of them fellers they done had. So if it wuz reel tight and it came down to coachin', well ole Valley wud win. Now, yew mite be wonderin' and sayin' to yurself, "Well, Goob, whut do yew think of a Richland-Valley matchup?" Richland wud 45 'em in the middle of the third.

I don't think RS would 45 Valley. I don' think Hill Country could beat Valley. Could it possibly be that RS is a tad overrated? And that perhaps a good private exposed some weakness? And if RS has a weakness, are you saying that - in spite of your fake platitudes - Tyler is not smart enough to find it?

The world may never know.

 

[Dogface]

That's good.
One less thang.

 

[Goob]

Dear rainwood,

Now, yew knowd, I iz knowd to mess round with thiz thang and that thang, but when it comes to talkin' bout teams' abilities I usually call it as I done seed it. And fer the most part (and I knowd I am goin' to sound a lot like yew) I iz rite. And the team that I done seen beat yur team at Hico, done got drilled in a scrimmage by Richland. If yew don't believe me call Mike J. he will done tell yew. If yew don't believe me, done talk to ole Bret hisself, he will tell yew. In fact, talk to any coach who has got any gear and he will done tell yew. Bottome line, yew don't knowd much when it comes to evaluatin' football talent. Yew got an opinion and a hard hindend, but yew reely ain't got no insight. Yew iz jest a pretender on so many levels it ain't even funny, jest sad.

 

[Old Bearkat]

 

[rainjacktx]

Dear rainwood,

Now, yew knowd, I iz knowd to mess round with thiz thang and that thang, but when it comes to talkin' bout teams' abilities I usually call it as I done seed it. And fer the most part (and I knowd I am goin' to sound a lot like yew) I iz rite. And the team that I done seen beat yur team at Hico, done got drilled in a scrimmage by Richland. If yew don't believe me call Mike J. he will done tell yew. If yew don't believe me, done talk to ole Bret hisself, he will tell yew. In fact, talk to any coach who has got any gear and he will done tell yew. Bottome line, yew don't knowd much when it comes to evaluatin' football talent. Yew got an opinion and a hard hindend, but yew reely ain't got no insight. Yew iz jest a pretender on so many levels it ain't even funny, jest sad.

I've talked to Coach Tyler, and he says RS is good. Real good. Show me anywhere on this site where I've implied that RS wasn't a real good team. But he never said anything about going home mid-third quarter.

Comparing scrimmages to real games is lame in and of itself. But, if the coach from Throck knew that Tyler was in the stands - which he would have to be a complete idiot not to - do you think he's going to show his hand in a stupid scrimmage? You are really dishing out the backhanded compliments tonight.

You're such a judge of talent that you can say in all confidence that Valley would lose to Hill Country, and get 45'd by RS in the third? Sorry, peanut - your ramblings have nothing to do with "judging talent" and has everything to do with cheer leading. I guess you can get by with purposely switching the two on some folks - I'm just not one of them.

 

[WildcatClassOf89]

Anyone know if a person can buy a 50 pound bag of popcorn? Will deer corn pop??

 

[Goob]

Dear chazzbono (aka rainfeller),

BTW, when yew pose fer them bodybuilder pics, how do yew git that hair off yur body? Do yew shave it or use Nair or sugarin' or whut? I iz a lil hairy mysef and wud like to knowd.

PS--I liked yur dancin' last nite, can yew git me yur dance partner's number?

 

[Goob]

Once again, yew have done showed jest how lil yew knowd. I don't cheerlead, pekkerwood, I jest tell yew how it iz. Tyler ain't goin' to tell yew hiz team wud git beat, yew dumbarseend. I have never in my all borned days ever heard a feller who done knew less bout sumthin' try to make hissef an exspurt in sumthin' than yew when it comes to football. Now if we need an opinion on tannin' and whut supplements to take we will call on yew, but yew don't knowd crapola when it comes to football, sixman, 11, or Canadian 12, plus arena and whutever the hell it iz they done do thare.

 

[Goob]

BtheutherW, I done forgot more football than yew will ever knowd.

 

[Goob]

Dear nairfershortshorts (aka rainfeller),

When yew do them bodybuilder poses, do yew ever have a accident when yew are strainin' reel hard? I mean, a lil poop in yur drawers?

 

[rainjacktx]

Dear chazzbono (aka rainfeller),

BTW, when yew pose fer them bodybuilder pics, how do yew git that hair off yur body? Do yew shave it or use Nair or sugarin' or whut? I iz a lil hairy mysef and wud like to knowd.

PS--I liked yur dancin' last nite, can yew git me yur dance partner's number?

I've never posed for any bodybuilding pics. 7 years ago, I posted some before and after pics of a physique change at age 40. Do you have a problem with that? You seem transfixed by my choice of hobby - a little more than what is comfortable. I mean, you had to take the time to google me, then look up my post history on a completely unrelated website. Do you do that a lot?

I'm not sure where the Chazz thing came from. I guess you can't win in an honest debate, so the disgraced preacher comes out in you and you feel the need to start lying.

Thanks for the tangent down logical fallacy lane. I'm glad I can bring out the best in you.

 

[rainjacktx]

Once again, yew have done showed jest how lil yew knowd. I don't cheerlead, pekkerwood, I jest tell yew how it iz. Tyler ain't goin' to tell yew hiz team wud git beat, yew dumbarseend. I have never in my all borned days ever heard a feller who done knew less bout sumthin' try to make hissef an exspurt in sumthin' than yew when it comes to football. Now if we need an opinion on tannin' and whut supplements to take we will call on yew, but yew don't knowd crapola when it comes to football, sixman, 11, or Canadian 12, plus arena and whutever the hell it iz they done do thare.

Big difference between getting beat and being 45'd in the 3rd quarter. But then again - you've shown your inability to tell the truth, and your propensity toward flat making up lies.

If you want to be the self-proclaimed talent guru - make you a robe and a scepter. I won't stop you.

 

[Goob]

I never thought yew fer a poor me kind of feller, but thare yew are. Tuff when it don't count, whinin' when it duz.

 

[Goob]

However, yew iz rite. I iz pilin' on. The main deal iz the fact that yew don't knowd crapola bout football. I will leave it at that. Sorry fer all the tannin' jokes.

 

[Goob]

Plus, I sorta embrace my disgrace. It has done made me whole. I suggest the same fer yew.

 

[Goob]

Cuz here's the truth of the matter, I done been stripped of anythang that I wud take hold of that wud make me to be anythang. It iz completely gone. I iz as nekkid as a jaybird in spring. I don't have nuthin' to stand on. I iz totally dependent upon grace. And I don't expect yew to understand that, but I iz hepless, and poor, and without a Sears catalogue to wipe with. And that iz the truth, no bs, no agenda, no fake.

 

[Goob]

PS--yew still don't knowd crapola bout football.

 

[rainjacktx]

I never thought yew fer a poor me kind of feller, but thare yew are. Tuff when it don't count, whinin' when it duz.

I'm not whining, peanut. If you want to talk about football - have at it. What does my weight lifting have to do with anything related to 6-man football? I mean other than to demonstrate the degree to which I am residing in your brain?

You got it all wrong, old man. The fact that you have taken the time to google me is quite humorous. Sad, but humorous.

 

[Goob]

Well, I done thought that rainjack wuz a company or sumthin' like that. After yew done talked bout how much yur daddy meant to yew I thought, well, he must started a company and young junior took it over and wuz makin' the most of it. I thought it must be a oilfield related kind of thang. So, feelin' guilty fer bein' a hindend to yew I did a lil surfin'. 27 seconds of Google done tole me that yew wuz a short feller who compensated fer it by bodybuildin'. It ain't a crime, yew need to embrace it. I done wish I had yur discipline to do it.

PS--yew still done knowd crapola bout football.

 

[Goob]

PSS-yew knowd, it iz not all that sad, but reely, reely funny.