^ < v

[Red_Devil_DDS]

^ Dork. haha
< hungry
v will bring me a Country Basket w/extra side of gravy.

 

[Mike]

^ is the dentist we've all been looking for.
< would mail the food to you, but the gravy would be cold and lumpy.
v doesn't like to eat cold, lumpy gravy.

 

[Old Bearkat]

^ Gravy would definitely be cold and lumpy, frozen more likely.
<picked cotton (cheap grandpa!) and noses
v Red Devil will send me a Dublin DP to drink

 

[markf]

^ more than likely has seen the playboy issue of Smith
< must have hid the playboy from myself--cuz i can't find it!
v never took piano lessons

 

[Mustang76]

^How did you know?
<Can't sing
vCan't play the Cello, but loves Yo Yo Ma

 

[MattC]

^ Never took lessons but still a pea-nist
<Can sing, play the saxophone, drums, guitar, AND THE TRIANGLE!!
v Will never live up to their fathers expectations, unless its Granger then the immaculate conception rule takes place.

 

[Old Bearkat]

^Nope, none here
<jr high basketball coach, team in a 3 way tie for conference with 3 games left, 2 with co-leads
v another volunteer sports coach

 

[Mike]

^ is correct.
< coached a boys and girls club softball team a few times, if that counts.
v doesn't have a broken pinky finger. :wink:

 

[Old Bearkat]

^ Correct!
< Driving with the maniacs and idiots in the snow
v not driving in the snow this morning

 

[Mike]

^ absolutely correct.
< is not driving in the snow, although I wish I were. Last time I did I spun my car into a bar ditch, so I'd like a mulligan.
v probably doesn't WANT to drive on snow and ice.

 

[Mustang76]

^Who actually want's to?
<Had to explain to three year old that snow is very rare in West Texas
vThree year old vocabulary makes sense.

 

[Old Bearkat]

^ I can't, but it's fun to talk with them
< Watching a blizzard at work
v Not watching a blizzard

 

[Mustang76]

^Correct- 48 degrees and partly cloudy in downtown San Angelo
<Giving a test in American History
vCan't say the Preamble from memory

 

[Old Bearkat]

^ Correct, I have given too many brain cells to teenage sons
< watching snow come down sideways
v Not drinking beer

 

[Mustang76]

^Desperately wants someone else to play
<Desperately wants someone else to play
vDesperately wants to be that person

 

[Mustang76]

^Found this message and decided to resurect it
<Has a son playing a tomato in the choir program tonight
vNeeds to read the instructions at the beginning

 

[Red_Devil_DDS]

^ is proud of his tomato
< still hungry, but prefers a chicken sandwich to a country basket, now
V probably won't bring me a chicken sandwich.

 

[Old Bearkat]

^ Right on that
< Now Hungry!!
V Will not give me a Shredded beef BBQ sandwich from Bodacious

 

[Mustang76]

^Correctamundo
<Watched his tomato do The Timewarp last night
VProbably Red Devil or Bearcat

 

[Red_Devil_DDS]

^ Psychic
< Wants parents to give their children their ADHD meds before coming to the dentist.
V agrees with me