Hey, we need all the help we can get! Some of these city boys have been raised in such a sterile environment that they don't know the proper etiquette for spittin', shootin', etc. it's all I and the Lt. Col that is the Scoutmaster (I'm just a lowly assistant SM) can do to make sure they become proper young men.
This used to be such a nice little country farm town until the developers got hold of it.