Pun-ishment

[Old Bearkat]

Years ago, scientists developed artificial sugars and in more recent years artificial fat. In 1999, scientists invented artificial spaghetti.

What was the brand name?


Impasta

 

[Old Bearkat]

When a son said that his ambition was to drive an army tank his father said 'I won't stand in your way'.

 

[Old Bearkat]

Masks have no face value

 

[Old Bearkat]

When I went to the International Club, I accidentally spilled coffee on a Hindu lady's dress.

I told her I was very sari.

 

[Old Bearkat]

I've planted part of a riding whip. I'm hoping for a nice crop.

 

[Old Bearkat]

The movie about the mobile home was advertised with a trailer.

 

[oldfat&bald]

You're starting to challenge Doc WeeWee for the post count bloating award, OBK.

 

[Blue Bird]

No wonder your scout troop likes to take long hikes through the woods!

 

[Old Bearkat]

You're starting to challenge Doc WeeWee for the post count bloating award, OBK.

Nah. Once he sees this outburst he'll get on Newbie and post some drivel.

 

[Old Bearkat]

No wonder your scout troop likes to take long hikes through the woods!

With me along pun ishing them.........

 

[Leman Saunders]

OBK...those Disney puns are terrible...I ought to join a club and beat you over the head with it

 

[Old Bearkat]

 

[Leman Saunders]

Of course I'm generalizing...even though I'm not a member of the armed services

 

[Leman Saunders]

guess the reason for that is I was never truly generalized...but that's past tense and I am way past tense...I am happy to say I live in a nice apartment now

 

[CowboyP]

Leman, you need to be careful about posting in non sports topics. We may turn you to the dark side.

 

[Leman Saunders]

Puns are the hardest form of writing and the best form of comedy if done correctly, and in this type of economy it's the only kind of comedy I can afford...the price of gold is just to high still and I don't trust the coffee or cocoa market...but I will say I'd rather move to Marquette than Cocomonga. But that is all irrelevant...and because of the government shut down it's just to bad I can't go to a zoo to see one of them.

 

[Eddie Haskell]

What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming
in the ocean?

"Bob"

 

[Eddie Haskell]

What do you call a man with no arms and legs on the front porch?

'Matt"

 

[Eddie Haskell]

What do you call a man with no arms and legs on the BBQ grill?

'Frank"

 

[Eddie Haskell]

What do you call a lady laying on the beach with no arms and legs?

'Sandy"