Pun-ishment

[Old Bearkat]

What Disney movie is about a gal who couldn't rise above a housecleaning position?
The Little Mere Maid

 

[Old Bearkat]

Years ago, scientists developed artificial sugars and in more recent years artificial fat. In 1999, scientists invented artificial spaghetti. What was the brand name?
Impasta

 

[Old Bearkat]

When the cops raided the strip joint, who did they arrest?
Every bawdy

 

[CowboyP]

I need some tomatoes to through at OBK.

 

[Old Bearkat]

 

[Old Bearkat]

What did the mother say to her kids when she came home to find the sink piled high?

Dishes a real mess!

 

[Old Bearkat]

Heard about the musician that robbed the bank?

He made off with the lute!

 

[Old Bearkat]

Why was the college football star's father unhappy after he paid the school tuition for his son?

He only got a quarter back !

 

[Eddie Haskell]

 

[oldfat&bald]

Finally, something funny got posted on this thread.

 

[Old Bearkat]

 

[Eddie Haskell]

 

[Dogface]

One of the funniest things I've ever seen!

 

[SavannahSixManFan]

Roy Rogers was the comedian at a political fundraiser. Says I was going to tell the latest jokes, but I see they have all been elected to office...

 

[Eddie Haskell]

 

[Old Bearkat]

Why was the tired knight's butt like a mythical beast?
His Ass was Dragon

 

[Old Bearkat]

What Disney movie calculates the size of winter's drifts?


Snow Height

 

[Old Bearkat]

What Disney movie is about a stupid boyfriend?


Dumb Beau

 

[Old Bearkat]

What Disney movie is about the tall-tale-telling champ?


The Lyin' King

 

[Old Bearkat]

What Disney movie is about a gal who couldn't rise above a housecleaning position?


The Little Mere Maid