Ever had armadillo finger steaks? I found one on the side of the road with a beer bottle between his legs. Had to dodge a few cars. I fried him up and my friends say he was pretty tasty, that was before the spent time commode huggin. I sure thought the fryin would kill the bad germs, guess I was wrong. Glad they ate it all before I got to it. Next time I'll consult with the doctors on this forum before I serve something questionable.............. You don't think that game warden would have taken issue with me taken that armadillo off the side of the road do you?