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[oldfat&bald]

It's nice to have you back mom. If you were sick, why didn't you call me? I am a doctor...

Doc Wee Wee, isn't it obvious that she isn't very interested in going to meet her Maker just yet?

The fact she didn't call you is what you call a clue.

I haven't killed anyone - yet.
Ready for your surgery ofb?

I think I'll get a second opinion.

 

[CowboyP]

Ok, if that's what you really want!
Not only are you fat and bald, but you're ugly too

 

[Dogface]

So,
what exactly is that stuff
the refs roll up in their yellow flag
to make it a big ball
so that it doesn't fall down their pants?
Is it some kind of majik?
A new drug?
Pixie dust?
Mary's CFS?
or what?

It is a chemical that makes one blind and deaf. The only thing they can see or hear is the whining of the opponents coaching staff, causing them to throw the flag to call a penalty on the team you're rooting for. Which, in turn, causes more of the chemical to be released. That causes a vicious chain reaction which is the only reason the team you're rooting for ever loses a game.

I figgered it was sumthin' like that.

 

[Dogface]

It's nice to have you back mom. If you were sick, why didn't you call me? I am a doctor...

I am too!!
Actually,
as a Vet
I treat Wildcats!!

 

[ModeratorOld Bearkat]

It's nice to have you back mom. If you were sick, why didn't you call me? I am a doctor...

I am too!!
Actually,
as a Vet
I treat Wildcats!!

That also includes cougars.......

 

[smokeyjoe53]

OBK, gonna rename you Fritzy......................

 

[6manfootballmom]

Hey Doc, my insurance company wouldn't allow me to call you,
they said you were not in our network.

Doggy Doc, you are not in the network either.


Sorry guys.......NOT!!

 

[6manfootballmom]

Tomorrow the population of our town will grow from 375 to around 15,000-20,000. Our annual Cullen Baker Country Fair will be in full swing. There will be lots of food, music, and lots of people there selling all kinds of hand made crafts. Parade starts at 10:00. Lots of fun!!

 

[smokeyjoe53]

Do you mean Cullen Baker the shootist? I didn't know he was from that area. Sounds like fun.......

 

[6manfootballmom]

The Cullen Baker I'm talking about was born in Tennessee, but spent most of his time in Texas and Arkansas. Some of that time was spent in Bloomburg.

The proceeds from the fair go to our Volunteer Fire Dept.
We do have a lot of fun!

 

[smokeyjoe53]

Legend has it that his father-in-law who lived in Bloomburg, poisoned Cullen Baker's whiskey.............
Y'all don't re-create that particular episode do you?

 

[PopeBurford]

2 versions… one was daddy-in-law poisoned the whiskey and then, for good measure, popped a few caps on the corpse.

Other version was Baker’s wife was coveted by the local school teacher who took advantage of Baker’s visit home and aerated him with a couple loads of 00 buckshot.

Either way a re-enactment wouldn’t be prudent

 

[CowboyP]

Hey Doc, my insurance company wouldn't allow me to call you,
they said you were not in our network.

Doggy Doc, you are not in the network either.


Sorry guys.......NOT!!

Mom, you don't need insurance at the Doggy-Tinkle Pyschiatric, Medical, and Veterinary Clinic. Since we like you, we'll only charge you $20 a visit.
(Satisfaction NOT guaranteed)

 

[tigerrogers15]

I am new to this....... can someone tell me how I can change the 11-man fan to 6-man fan?

Thank you

hey its alright you can be an 11man fan too and a sixman fan also

 

[Dogface]

I am new to this....... can someone tell me how I can change the 11-man fan to 6-man fan?

Thank you

hey its alright you can be an 11man fan too and a sixman fan also

NO!
It's not alright!
Have you forgotten where you are???

 

[ModeratorOld Bearkat]

OBK, gonna rename you Fritzy......................

Fritzy????

 

[smokeyjoe53]

You ever watch Dan Patrick? Fritzy is one of the Dannettes.. He has the "Cougar of the Week"

 

[6manfootballmom]

I am new to this....... can someone tell me how I can change the 11-man fan to 6-man fan?

Thank you

hey its alright you can be an 11man fan too and a sixman fan also

NO!
It's not alright!
Have you forgotten where you are???

Doggy is right...it is NOT alright!
Watching an 11 man game is like watching paint dry !

 

[Dogface]

Why didn't y'all have a game tonight?

 

[6manfootballmom]

Legend has it that his father-in-law who lived in Bloomburg, poisoned Cullen Baker's whiskey.............
Y'all don't re-create that particular episode do you?

Years ago (when I was a teenager) several of the
townspeople got together and put on a play
that re-enacted his last days.