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[oldfat&bald]

It looks like the board has an auto censor feature.

I don't get it. If you're mad about losing the big game, you can say "The white hat sucks," but not "The zebras suck. "

 

[smokeyjoe53]

Now to really test this accurately everbody should post, "ofb you suck"..........

 

[CowboyP]

ofb, you suck!

 

[CowboyP]

Smokey, we are working on ofb's med combinations. Obviously the current combination needs soom major adjustments.

 

[CowboyP]

ofb, you were supposed to rub the hair growth cream on your bald spots. It is not to be taken orally! If the hair is growing from your ears, you may want to have Mae check your rectum. It is likely to be hair growing out of it too.
Drink 2 ounces of hair remover and the hair growing from your orfices should fall out.
Mae, we asked you to oversee his use of the cream. You know he isn't smart enough to use it without supervision.
Let me know if you have any more problems.

Dr. Tinkle

 

[CowboyP]

I'm getting concerned. I still haven't heard from ofb. I hope he didn't take Mae's estrogen pills again. He gets really moody when he does....

 

[PopeBurford]

I still haven't heard from ofb. I hope he didn't take Mae's estrogen pills again.

Doc Tinkle, be forewarned that comments like that will only push OF&B to ‘Post More Stuff’. Not sure this board is ready for an OF&B in a full PMS mode.

 

[smokeyjoe53]

It's not a pretty sight when it occurs.................

 

[Dogface]

I still haven't heard from ofb. I hope he didn't take Mae's estrogen pills again.

Doc Tinkle, be forewarned that comments like that will only push OF&B to ‘Post More Stuff’. Not sure this board is ready for an OF&B in a full PMS mode.

I like to take estrogen pills
in the winter
because,










they make me hot!

 

[smokeyjoe53]

Doggy!!!!!!!!!! Where you been?
Your ascerbic wit has been
missed,...................Kinda..............................

 

[smokeyjoe53]

By the way Doggy, there is a Bigfoot marathon on Animal Planet tonight..............

 

[smokeyjoe53]

A guy really hacked me off today.....complimented my Halloween costume,,,,,wasn't wearing one.........

 

[Dogface]

By the way Doggy, there is a Bigfoot marathon on Animal Planet tonight..............

I hope it's not that Finding Bigfoot series.
I've seen them all and they're pretty dum.

"I'm not a smart man Jenny. But I do know what dum is."

Has anyone else's DirecTV bill
gone up for no apparant reason?

 

[smokeyjoe53]

Dish guy here............

 

[CowboyP]

I'm po' folk. I don't have any of that fancy stuff.

 

[Dogface]

Like in a really big puzzle,
I hid a comment
using that word that we're not supposed to say and will get changed if we do.
(I felt bad for a second,
then cracked all up about it!!!!!)
The assignment is to try to find it.
We might make this a regular segment of our show!!

 

[CowboyP]

Are you serious Doggy?
We can't be sure of the ramifications of a psychological test of this magnitude.

 

[smokeyjoe53]

"I'm not a smart man Jenny. But I do know what dum is."

I have heard from others that you are an expert on "dum"

 

[Dogface]

"I'm not a smart man Jenny. But I do know what dum is."

I have heard from others that you are an expert on "dum"

Hey!!
That's a great idea!!
I jus might change my slogan
to
Dum Expert.
Then I can hang wit da
concession stand guru's!!

 

[Shad Kline]

ascerbic?