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Did my first PA job tonight at our jr high game. Not really my thing but our regular announcer was sick.

On another note, doing the broadcast tomorrow for the Gordon/Gustine game tomorrow. If yall ain't busy, check in and let me know just how bad im doing. www.microplexnews.com
 
1 through 5 in one sentence.
We are better than Crowell because they inhale, play dirty, hire hometown refs and only 45'd us because of those reasons. Oh, and cause we had injuries and our coach has a glass eye. And our cheerleaders are all pregnant and missing teeth. If not for those thing, we would have won. Not to mention we played the foster kids last week and our best player ran off with their RB's daughter who was a drill sergeant in the peace corps and won't be back till next Tuesday. Other than that, we have the best team. And we woulda scored that one play when we had 8 guys on the field, except we were distracted by a freak with a orange Mohawk talking to a fella with a boat oar leg near the end zone. That why we missed the pass! He woulda caught it over them two really tall defenders if not for that and we woulda had the momentum and came back and won.
 
hornkeeper12":2eyq542z said:
1 through 5 in one sentence.
We are better than Crowell because they inhale, play dirty, hire hometown refs and only 45'd us because of those reasons. Oh, and cause we had injuries and our coach has a glass eye. And our cheerleaders are all pregnant and missing teeth. If not for those thing, we would have won. Not to mention we played the foster kids last week and our best player ran off with their RB's daughter who was a drill sergeant in the peace corps and won't be back till next Tuesday. Other than that, we have the best team. And we woulda scored that one play when we had 8 guys on the field, except we were distracted by a freak with a orange Mohawk talking to a fella with a boat oar leg near the end zone. That why we missed the pass! He woulda caught it over them two really tall defenders if not for that and we woulda had the momentum and came back and won.

You were supposed to address each in a seperate post. We got to get this thread back to the most active some how. Geeeeeeez
 
hornkeeper12":obebkf0z said:
1 through 5 in one sentence.
We are better than Crowell because they inhale, play dirty, hire hometown refs and only 45'd us because of those reasons. Oh, and cause we had injuries and our coach has a glass eye. And our cheerleaders are all pregnant and missing teeth. If not for those thing, we would have won. Not to mention we played the foster kids last week and our best player ran off with their RB's daughter who was a drill sergeant in the peace corps and won't be back till next Tuesday. Other than that, we have the best team. And we woulda scored that one play when we had 8 guys on the field, except we were distracted by a freak with a orange Mohawk talking to a fella with a boat oar leg near the end zone. That why we missed the pass! He woulda caught it over them two really tall defenders if not for that and we woulda had the momentum and came back and won.

BTW, was it them lowlife boys on the rival team what impregnated all your cheerleaders? If so, y'all may win state in 17 years.
 
hornkeeper12":2aucbaox said:
Did my first PA job tonight at our jr high game. Not really my thing but our regular announcer was sick.

On another note, doing the broadcast tomorrow for the Gordon/Gustine game tomorrow. If yall ain't busy, check in and let me know just how bad im doing. http://www.microplexnews.com

Ironically, Silverton would not let me within 50 feet of the PA mic for the better part of 10 years. But in 2008, Nick Long asked me to be his radio color guy during the entirety of the Owls' playoff run. 4 games of pure rainjack gold. I still have the regional final game on my ipod.

Yes - I was that good.
 
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