Kick The Dog

[Dogface]

Ye who is without sin
deal the first blow.
I can take it.

 

[olderelk]

Guess you're off the hook, out of the doghouse.

 

[smokeyjoe53]

It's tempting but I think I may have sinned once or twice...... ..................
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[freeagent]

It's tempting but I think I may have sinned once or twice...... ..................
................

I thought I had done something wrong once, but I was mistaken ...

 

[smokeyjoe53]

Yep, I checked.................I've definitely sinned once or twice. They were gooduns too.........................

 

[Dogface]

Yep, I checked.................I've definitely sinned once or twice. They were gooduns too.........................

Well,
if you're gonna
might as well go big!!

 

[Dogface]

Yep, I checked.................I've definitely sinned once or twice. They were gooduns too.........................

Well,
if you're gonna
might as well go big!!

Ummm...
how exactly did you check?
You got tatoos from it or somethin'?

 

[oldfat&bald]

Ye who is without sin
deal the first blow.
I can take it.

Although a playful little boot is OK occasionally, it's best to be careful kicking the crap out of a dog. That dog generally has lots of sharp teeth.

And dang it Doggie, have you been humping legs again?

 

[oldfat&bald]

Yep, I checked.................I've definitely sinned once or twice. They were gooduns too.........................

Well,
if you're gonna
might as well go big!!

Ummm...
how exactly did you check?
You got tatoos from it or somethin'?

This sounds like a heck of a good story.

 

[Dogface]

No.
Just barkin' a little.
Perhaps a little too much for some folks.
jus sayin'.

Something else happened today.
There is a troubled 4th gr. kid who, earlier this year,
cut up on the bus and in the lunchroom something fierce.
It has taken this long of consistent, tough love,
(coupled with an assigned seat on the bus),
to begin some kind of change in him.
Today, when I went to my assigned post (bathroom monitor, I'm really gonna effect a lot a change in this position, I thought)
he happened to be in the hall
and he hollered my name, RAN up to me, and hugged me tight.
Not one of those sweet little hugs you expect from the kindergardners,
but the almost knock you down if you're not ready for it kind.
I've never seen him hug anyone.
I hugged him right back. (Our Supe. is scared of signs of affection towards the kids. He has no kids of his own).
I turned around and all the teachers were standing there all misty eyed.
Well, I got all misty and we almost had a thing right there in the hall.
Luckily the announcements came on and saved me and we all went to work.
So,
next time you wonder,
you go ask that kid if I'm a coach or not. I'll go with whatever he says.

 

[oldfat&bald]

I guess the question is, do things like what happened today with that 4th grader make all the BS you put up with worthwhile?

 

[Old Bearkat]

 

[Texman301]

What he's not telling you is how much he paid the kid to do that in front of all those teachers!!!!HHAHAHAH! JK! Great story!

 

[51eleven]

OBK, has the humane society called yet?

 

[Dogface]

OMGoodness!!! That vid was so funny!
Pay the kid joke too!!
Thanks, I needed that.

(On a side note, I recently watched a documentary about a college research project done on a HS where they paid kids cash money to get passing grades. Not good grades just passing. It didn't work on the majority of kids who typically failed. And here's a shout out to all the Elem. teachers; candy won't work either!!!!!)

 

[Dogface]

I guess the question is, do things like what happened today with that 4th grader make all the BS you put up with worthwhile?

Absolutely!!

 

[pecospete]

What is this kinder doggie stuff going on around here. I sort od miss the attack dog. Next thing you know we will have a virtual winnie rast and sing along on here.

 

[smokeyjoe53]

We are cultivating a more serious Doggy...............to be successful you must conform to societal standards..............
the line for Kool-Aid forms on the left.......

 

[smokeyjoe53]

SQUIRREL!!!!!

 

[51eleven]

RABBITTTTT!!!!!