Well, I done got to tell yew that I done hate playin' Calvert. Why? Cuz they iz my second favorite team. I done love Calvert. I done love Coach Grimes. He iz the coolest of the cool. He iz done smart and funny and don't take hissef too seriously. I done love goin' to games at Calvert. They done got the best band. The PA feller done sounds like Billy Dee Williams. The fans iz great. The concession stand iz fabulous and the BBQ bus shud not be missed. Let me put it thiz way: I had rather go to a Calvert home game than one at Richland. Enuff said.