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rainjacktx":am99vaa2 said:
fajitapete":am99vaa2 said:
Still kicking - had a bad set of hot flash but over that now. And just for your info, it's not food or smells that get the nausea meter up, I just wake up with it, mostly a bad feeling of unease. With the throat as sore as it is I don't even want to try to puke.
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I could be on chemo and not even know it. My daughter can set her watch to me dry heaving every morning.
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Are you a pregnant transvestite?
 
51eleven":2gcdzrpy said:
Maybe you should see a gastroenterologist. My dad sufferd from ulcers for years. Threw up regular, lot's of maalox. Still cheerfull, outgoing. Just went away in his 50's, thankfully.
Could be hope for ya still.
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I almost never puke. Full stomach, or empty - I just dry heave. It's like the most intense ab workout ever. Odlly enough it's not a digestive issue. It's a sinus drainage issue. The only remedy I've found is to use a neti pot. But I don't use it very often because it so dang awkward to operate.

But I'm a loud puker. Really loud. When my daughter hears me preaching to the bathroom sink, she knows it's about time to leave for school.
 
CowboyP":3fkrcdi5 said:
rainjacktx":3fkrcdi5 said:
fajitapete":3fkrcdi5 said:
Still kicking - had a bad set of hot flash but over that now. And just for your info, it's not food or smells that get the nausea meter up, I just wake up with it, mostly a bad feeling of unease. With the throat as sore as it is I don't even want to try to puke.
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I could be on chemo and not even know it. My daughter can set her watch to me dry heaving every morning.
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Are you a pregnant transvestite?
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Dang it cowboy, ya beat me to it!!!

Does the everclear work for bleeding eyes? About halfway through this thread I think my eyeballs started bleeding a little.
 
hornkeeper12":1oi7arkg said:
Does the everclear work for bleeding eyes? About halfway through this thread I think my eyeballs started bleeding a little.
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I think this thread was started by a cancer patient on some pretty high powered pain meds. I hope that Pete wasn't in his right mind when he started asking Goob and Doc Wee Wee for medical advice.

So, now you know why this thread was running off the cliff at a 1000 mph.
 
oldfat&bald":6i97471n said:
hornkeeper12":6i97471n said:
Does the everclear work for bleeding eyes? About halfway through this thread I think my eyeballs started bleeding a little.
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I think this thread was started by a cancer patient on some pretty high powered pain meds. I hope that Pete wasn't in his right mind when he started asking Goob and Doc Wee Wee for medical advice.

So, now you know why this thread was running off the cliff at a 1000 mph.
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did ya ever notice how many friends ya got when you have lots of pain meds, free beer, or everclear? Medical advice is a lot like financial advice, when I get those calls from someone who has the greatest stock tip I ask, how come you have to work for a living if you so smart?

With medical advice the question to the doctor is "would you recommend this if I didn't have insurance?"
 
fajitapete":8ulouv90 said:
PopeBurford":8ulouv90 said:
Keep him in your thoughts and prayers. Just hit a ruff spot in the road. Apparently the feeding tube procedure left him a little worse for the wear.
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Still kicking - had a bad set of hot flash but over that now. And just for your info, it's not food or smells that get the nausea meter up, I just wake up with it, mostly a bad feeling of unease. With the throat as sore as it is I don't even want to try to puke.
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There is a miracle nausea medication available, but I would advise not to mix it with everclear...google "Marinol" lol- THC in a pill, just a thought....
 
ryry":a8y152od said:
fajitapete":a8y152od said:
PopeBurford":a8y152od said:
Keep him in your thoughts and prayers. Just hit a ruff spot in the road. Apparently the feeding tube procedure left him a little worse for the wear.
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Still kicking - had a bad set of hot flash but over that now. And just for your info, it's not food or smells that get the nausea meter up, I just wake up with it, mostly a bad feeling of unease. With the throat as sore as it is I don't even want to try to puke.
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There is a miracle nausea medication available, but I would advise not to mix it with everclear...google "Marinol" lol- THC in a pill, just a thought....
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In my professional opinion, anything that doesn't mix well with everclear should be avoided...
 
fajitapete":1lc85flh said:
did ya ever notice how many friends ya got when you have lots of pain meds, free beer, or everclear? Medical advice is a lot like financial advice, when I get those calls from someone who has the greatest stock tip I ask, how come you have to work for a living if you so smart?

With medical advice the question to the doctor is "would you recommend this if I didn't have insurance?"
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Your doctor question don't work with Goob and Doc Wee Wee. They can't take your insurance. Something about federal laws and medicare fraud............................
 
oldfat&bald":2ieb5t3g said:
fajitapete":2ieb5t3g said:
did ya ever notice how many friends ya got when you have lots of pain meds, free beer, or everclear? Medical advice is a lot like financial advice, when I get those calls from someone who has the greatest stock tip I ask, how come you have to work for a living if you so smart?

With medical advice the question to the doctor is "would you recommend this if I didn't have insurance?"
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Your doctor question don't work with Goob and Doc Wee Wee. They can't take your insurance. Something about federal laws and medicare fraud............................
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You just made his point. We don't bother with all that. We do our doctoring old-school.
 
Yew knowd though we done ought to be able to file. Cuz that new so-called legislation that done infected the land has far more to done do with voo-doo than reel medicine.
 
Dogface":1zh6bajk said:
Whatever happened to that guy
who wrote in those big orange fonts
and said Geeezzzz all the time?
What a part-timer.
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Well JO, Just Observing, the last time he started posting had been through some pretty serious medical problems himself. If I remember right he is an old coach, hope he's ok. And just for him it was GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
BTW, hope that old Devil Dentist is well and just to busy rasin kid's and torturing people to post anymore.
 
Since this is a medical discussion.....anybody ever had a risin come up on they're back that you can't reach? Don't want to ask for help poppin it but anyoin as hell. Tried scratchin on a door jamb and a back scratcher. Any suggestions?
 
"did ya ever notice how many friends ya got when you have lots of pain meds, free beer, or everclear?"
Exactly where are you stayin in Dallas Pete? Been thinkin I might try to get away and visit personally. No wonder CP came to visit. Everclear don't mean Goob's stayin there does it?
 
51eleven":j9qgewyr said:
Since this is a medical discussion.....anybody ever had a risin come up on they're back that you can't reach? Don't want to ask for help poppin it but anyoin as hell. Tried scratchin on a door jamb and a back scratcher. Any suggestions?
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Use a mirror and a sharp stick. If you miss, keep trying. You'll poke the right spot eventually.
 
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