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My wife and I chose to tie the knot on the Saturday before Easter. Wouldn't you know it, someone keeps moving Easter. Sure makes hard to keep up with.
 
Top layer of skin absorbs more water than layers beneath increasing surface area. New baggy skin still attached to ubloated skin bunches up, causing a prune like effect. Nobody knows where I'm coming from here?
 
51eleven":32ptb4r7 said:
Top layer of skin absorbs more water than layers beneath increasing surface area. New baggy skin still attached to ubloated skin bunches up, causing a prune like effect. Nobody knows where I'm coming from here?

Are you really good with Google and have lots of time on your hands? Or are you a graduate of some cut rate med school like UT?
 
oldfat&bald":26ahid6i said:
51eleven":26ahid6i said:
Top layer of skin absorbs more water than layers beneath increasing surface area. New baggy skin still attached to ubloated skin bunches up, causing a prune like effect. Nobody knows where I'm coming from here?

Are you really good with Google and have lots of time on your hands? Or are you a graduate of some cut rate med school like UT?
Are you trying to make the Guru mad?
 
CowboyP":1r02681k said:
oldfat&bald":1r02681k said:
51eleven":1r02681k said:
Top layer of skin absorbs more water than layers beneath increasing surface area. New baggy skin still attached to ubloated skin bunches up, causing a prune like effect. Nobody knows where I'm coming from here?

Are you really good with Google and have lots of time on your hands? Or are you a graduate of some cut rate med school like UT?
Are you trying to make the Guru mad?

OK, in order to avoid the wrath of Mr Granger Sir, make it TT.
 
oldfat&bald":1eml5buw said:
CowboyP":1eml5buw said:
oldfat&bald":1eml5buw said:
51eleven":1eml5buw said:
Top layer of skin absorbs more water than layers beneath increasing surface area. New baggy skin still attached to ubloated skin bunches up, causing a prune like effect. Nobody knows where I'm coming from here?

Are you really good with Google and have lots of time on your hands? Or are you a graduate of some cut rate med school like UT?
Are you trying to make the Guru mad?

OK, in order to avoid the wrath of Mr Granger Sir, make it TT.
You better hope he forgives your blasphemy or you'll be on the illuminati's hit list.

you already are. BWHUAAAAHAHAHAHA!

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oldfat&bald":2481wusz said:
51eleven":2481wusz said:
Top layer of skin absorbs more water than layers beneath increasing surface area. New baggy skin still attached to ubloated skin bunches up, causing a prune like effect. Nobody knows where I'm coming from here?

Are you really good with Google and have lots of time on your hands? Or are you a graduate of some cut rate med school like UT?

Nope and nope. Just some casual entertainment style reading last weekend. Would like to have taken that female anatomy observation class on the beach at UT med school in Galveston though.

Why does it seem mosquitos find me more delectable than other people?
 
oldfat&bald":2w8a71hy said:
CowboyP":2w8a71hy said:
You better hope he forgives your blasphemy or you'll be on the illuminati's hit list.

If I can survive Hookembabe's hit list this long, I can get past the illuminati too.
You just insulted them again. Hookembabe doesn't have the far reaching power of the illuminati.

No she does not.....

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CowboyP":7pr4mmzp said:
oldfat&bald":7pr4mmzp said:
CowboyP":7pr4mmzp said:
oldfat&bald":7pr4mmzp said:
51eleven":7pr4mmzp said:
Top layer of skin absorbs more water than layers beneath increasing surface area. New baggy skin still attached to ubloated skin bunches up, causing a prune like effect. Nobody knows where I'm coming from here?

Are you really good with Google and have lots of time on your hands? Or are you a graduate of some cut rate med school like UT?
Are you trying to make the Guru mad?

OK, in order to avoid the wrath of Mr Granger Sir, make it TT.
You better hope he forgives your blasphemy or you'll be on the illuminati's hit list.

you already are. BWHUAAAAHAHAHAHA!

Did The Guru or HookemBabe send me the severed horse's head I received in the mail today?
 
That would have been hookembabe. It's too crude to have been the illuminati. They sent me a letter with a list of local funeral homes and suggested I make sure my life insurance policy would pay if I died of "unnatural causes".

Modified to pay directly into our secret Swiss bank accounts upon your demise

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Cowboy you know you done elevated yourself on their list of to be watched just by postin that picture don't cah ? You've brought scrutiny on the whole site. If you quit postin suddenly we'll know why.
 
51eleven":2ssoc17y said:
Cowboy you know you done elevated yourself on their list of to be watched just by postin that picture don't cah ? You've brought scrutiny on the whole site. If you quit postin suddenly we'll know why.
I didn't post that pic. OBK did.

No he did not. I did

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I kept thinkin I've seen that eye in the triangle somewhere before then it hit me. E Pluribus Unum $$$. But the Federal Reserve is not part of our eelected Gov't., it all get's so confusin, is that what they intend? Somethin to do with the inner circle of the CFR and the bildabergers?
Maybe them skull & bones east coast establishment fellas too.
 
Getting back to the medical discussion. I'm not a real big pepper eater. A few jalapenos on nachos or frito pie. A little hot sauce on this or that. Lots of black pepper on my eggs. So is what I've heard for years true? If youe eat a bowl of ice cream before a big ole gob of say habaneros does it really help the next mornin?
 
51eleven":2gr1438u said:
Getting back to the medical discussion. I'm not a real big pepper eater. A few jalapenos on nachos or frito pie. A little hot sauce on this or that. Lots of black pepper on my eggs. So is what I've heard for years true? If youe eat a bowl of ice cream before a big ole gob of say habaneros does it really help the next mornin?
There is no truth to that. Ice cream melts & gets digested. You just have to toughen up & deal with the burn.
 
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