Yew knowd, I don't keep up with the entertainin' arts much, but I done noted whut transpired at them MTV awards thangs whare ole Conway West done hurt that lil ole gal's feelins by sayin' she wernt as good in her video as ole Beyonce done wuz in hers. Now I have to tell yew that any ole video that Beyonce wants to do iz more than fine with me, but ole Conway done stepped over a line that wud git yur hindend whipped in most parts of thiz state (Travis Co. bein the exception, and I ain't reel shure bout the southern parts of Concho). Yew wud think that a feller who iz named after the great Conway Twitty wud knowd a lil better. And itz even worser than that: I done heard hiz daddy iz the original Batman hissef, Adam West. Holy rap star, Batman!